Unlucky Alibaba

Alibaba and Aladdin walked into the tavern with perverted looks on their faces. Tonight they were going to have fun, but this time Alibaba wasn't going to let Aladdin outdo him. He was going to get a cute girl tonight, no matter what.

Aladdin was hugging the woman around him as usual and rubbing his face to their chests.

"I just love boobs, you know?!" he said, his face red but only because he was happy. Maybe he was a bit drunk too?

Alibaba was enjoying himself too and he put his arms around a few woman and claimed they would be his 'queens' one day. But he didn't mean any of it, he was just glad that he was finally getting a few cute chicks for once. He was drunk too, although he pretended like he wasn't.

It was close to the hour where the 'real entertainment' begins, and Alibaba smirked and declared that he wanted the tavern's best waitress. {Although he should stop asking for that}

He was a bit nervous, but he tried to look as 'cool' as he could. After all, this was the best waitress, so Alibaba should treat her like a real queen, right? Even if he had to chase and kiss her a few times to prove it.

He heard the woman walk up and he sat up strait and tall. This was it.

"Sorry to keep you waiting," she said. Alibaba chuckled.

"Oh, don't worry about it. I'm patient." He looked up at the woman...and nearly had a heart attack. She was so ugly! Her eyes were too small, and her nose was too big!

"My name is Madonna. I am the tavern's most talented waitress," she smiled at him. Alibaba could only stare at her in shock.

"Let the entertainment begin!" the Bartender declared.

"No!" Alibaba protested. "Get me out of here!" he tried to run away, but the woman grabbed his shirt collar, preventing him to leave.

"Hold on there, young man! I am this tavern's best waitress and you said you wanted the best. The best is what you're going to get."

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Alibaba screamed at the top of his lungs. The woman drowned poor Alibaba in kisses and he couldn't breathe in her grip. But what made things worse was that Aladdin was dancing with his cute girls and having a good time. It burned!

He pulled away from the woman and forced a smile, even though he tried to sit as far away from her as he possibly could.

"Look, lady. I'm sure you're really great, but I didn't...um...exactly expect this."

"Oh, so you are saying that I am the best waitress who has served you?" she asked with a tilt of her head. Alibaba waved his heads around and shook his head.

"No, it's not that at all! I just didn't think-"

"Oh, you falter me, boy," she giggled. Then she took the pitcher and sliced off the top with her hand.

Alibaba gulped, that could be his head if he wasn't careful in the way he treated her.

Aladdin sighed heavenly as he walked out of the tavern and stretched his arms.

"That was so fun! We should do this again, right, Alibaba?" he smiled as he looked at his friend/ older brother. Alibaba looked like a scared cat who had just come out of a dryer.

His hair was messed up and his face was covered in lipstick kisses. He looked miserable.

"You don't look so well, Alibaba. Did you drink and eat too much?" he asked, noticing how unhappy he looked. Alibaba wiped away the lipstick from his face and frowned.

"No, it's not that. Aladdin, why is it that you always get the cute girls? Why do I end up with the ugly ones?"

Aladdin shrugged and smiled.

"I don't know. Just lucky, I guess?"

Alibaba crossed his arms and looked away. He wanted to strangle him!

"That doesn't comfort me. Okay, next time for sure I'll get a cute, knock-out, and very beautiful girl!" he swore as he made a fist pump.

However, 'next time' was once again bad luck.

THE END

{Now here is a question. I'm thinking about making a pt 2 to this story. Should I do it?}