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Chapter one: Not really happening!

So, here I was sprawled on my couch with my laptop in front of me on my coffee table chatting to my friend who lives right next door. Like literally, her room is right next to mine in the dorms.

Pixi: I'm bored!!!!!!!

Always in denial: *sigh* so am III, I'm actually watching this lame ass Victorian renaissance movie … well, more like ignoring it to chat with you…

Pixi: I don't think those two are the same thing… and we've been stating how bored we are for the past ten minutes…pathetic much?

Always in denial: Who cares, I never paid attention to that stuff in school and I'm not about to start now- oh look the heroin is getting it on with the hot duke… at least someone is getting some action *sighs wistfully*

Pixi: I quote "I am damn proud of being single!" end quote.

Always in denial: I am!

Pixi: Your nick name says it all bells!

Always in denial: Whatever- come over!

Pixi: Fine, making fun of you will give me something to do… mouwhaha.

Always in denial: Alice- I'm not even going to dignify that with a reply.

Pixi: Because you got none?

Always in denial: I'm waiting hurry or I'll put on this other lame ass Victorian movie.

Pixi has logged off.

A few minutes later my Best friend came barging in the door with a bag of chips and cookies. I squealed and snatched them off of her and propped my self back on the couch, laptop shut and DVD on. It was time for another movie.

"So, what do you want to make fun of first?" I said looking at our options "This other Victorian movie, I'm not interested just saying one was enough- orrr the new Chris Evans film."

"Nothing – and I mean NOTHING will stand in the way of Chris Evans ogling!" breathed Alice in mock horror as she flung the other movie on the bed "Now, play!"

"What do we know about the Victorian era anyway, eh, you would be the first to fail in a pop quiz on the subject!" I said laughing as I put the movie in the DVD and got the remote and jumped on the couch next to Alice, who laughed swaying her shoulder length raven hair. She was a little shorter than I am now at 5'5 and had a petite frame. She had always had short hair, but decided on a change before we left for college and let it grow. It looked stunning on her contrasting greatly with her pale skin. I, on the other hand, had long dark chocolaty hair that reached the middle of my back in loose curls. I could give Alice a run for her money with my paleness, which was something I was indifferent about until occasions where my cheeks reddening gave me away. But don't worry, I always come prepared with the perfect excuse/lie to totally de-humiliate myself…resulting in further humiliation.

Maybe I did live life in a bit of denial.. I'll have to have one of my 'serious life altering' conversations with my friend later… or never. I always seem to forget and get distracted with newer 'life altering' issues. I just simply cant keep track of what goes on in my own mind.

Needless to say, that makes me a VERY complicated person. I do have the 'stare into the far distance' look on, which totally fools people into thinking I'm lost in deep thought while I secretly just daydream about anything. Not that I don't use my brain to think. I think a lot!

To the point where my brain hurts. So, I stop thinking and simply start –doing what I do. Jumping into ..situations..and totally humiliating my self.

I swear some think I do weed all the time.

I guess I do have my 'O.M.G' moments. But they are moderate. Not many really. I'm like so not shallow that way.

"O.M.G" both Alice and I exclaimed at the same time as the movie started and we saw Chris Evans walk "He is sooo hot" I said and started fanning my self.

"Hell yeah." Nodded Alice vigorously, her eyes transfixed on his perfectly built body.

"I would so watch anything Victorian if he was in it…" I said trailing off. Ok, so maybe I was slightly shallow. But trust me, I know I'm a VERY complicated person.

Like totally!

…Maybe I need an intervention. I always thought they were pretty cool. Ok, ok nothing is seriously wrong with me- now I need to focus back on Chris in all his glory. I looked over at Alice and she was completely absorbed in the film, I giggled a bit before going back to watch the film my self.

I don't know at what point we fell asleep, but we both did on my couch. It happened all the time so it was pretty normal.

Not this time though. Not when I opened my eyes the next morning and totally found my self in another place that looked like a very lavish hotel room with Alice next to me, on a very nice couch. Strange seeing as there was a massive comfy looking, not to forget luxurious, bed right in front of us.

No wait, hold on a second. We're in a strange place and here I go giving little details much more attention than they deserve. Ok now time to freak out.

"Alice!" I hissed jabbing her in the ribs to wake her up. She woke up groggily rubbing eyes "What!" she snapped at me.

I gave her a look that said 'look around!' and as soon as she did her eyes widened in apprehension and surprise. I know, my reactions can be a little delayed as I joined in her apprehension "You think this is some sort of prank, toss us at a hotel room?" gulped Alice as she looked around the extravagant room in sheer amazement. I looked around the massive beautifully decorated room. Cream walls and beautiful extremely elegant drapes framing the large window, which was open letting the sun light bath the room, casting a beautiful golden glow. There was a dresser and a small sofa at the foot of the massive bed, that looked utterly exquisite. There was also a desk in the room and a beautiful hung mirror that had flowers engraved into the wooden frame.

"You know, this looks like a familiar hotel room…" I said as I looked around with a frown "I'm a light sleeper, no one could have come in my room without me waking up, also we have the dorms security as well, who would be able to sneak two girls out without getting noticed?"

"Good point, come to think of it, doesn't this room like one of those rooms in those Victorian movies you watch?" said Alice with a giggle "I think too much Victorian chatter has messed up our brains."

I froze, my eyes widening. That's it, the room looked like them rooms in movies. Alice looked at my stricken face and hers contorted with worry "Bella, are you ok?"

"Dude, do you think we somehow got thrust into the past and into the Victorian renaissance-y era?" I said seriously in a slow but rapid whisper.

Alice burst out laughing "No more day dreaming for you sweetie.." she said as she patted my head. I knew it was a far fetched idea and my freaking out level was extremely low- knowing that my friend was with me was probably the cause of it- but still, it was an odd situation. And it was then that it dawned to me that we were dressed in weird baggy long sleeved cream dresses or something, that were extremely comfy.

"Oh man, look at these Alice, can you explain THESE?" I asked vehemently as I pointed to wards our attires. More and more the idea that we were stuck in the past started looking pretty real. I did always wonder what it would be like, but never really gave it much thought due to distractions- facebook.

"Oooh, maybe we're both in the same dream!" said Alice in an 'it makes total sense now' tone.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door and two girls dressed … like servants came in with cloths in their hands and big bowls of water. Both Alice and I shrieked in shock, frightening the girls who dropped what they were holding .

"Oh, my ladies, you have awoken- we do apologize for the mess, it shall be cleaned up immediately!" said one of them as she gathered the stuff and ran out the room with the other one close behind her.

"Oh., shit!" Exclaimed Alice looking at me with wide, full of fear, eyes. Mine mirrored hers as we both started to pinch our cheeks frantically, and took turns slapping each other.

"Wake up already damn it!" said Alice smacking me a bit forcefully as I had asked her to do. But suddenly there was a loud gasp from near the door and we both turned to look at a middle ages woman, who looked absolutely mad and disapproving "That is NOT how you resolve problems and fight in this house hold, ladies stop this nonsense this very second."

I looked at her in shock before wondering whatever the hell she was talking about. Me and my friend were simply slapping each other, with each other's permissions, to wake up. Then I had an 'oh' moment where it made sense that from the outside we looked like we were bitch slapping each other. Okay makes sense.

I looked at Alice wildly and we both looked at the middle aged woman still fuming near the door. "Sorry, we were playing.." I said sheepishly with a grin in an attempt to lighten to mood. I had a feeling saying ' we were trying to wake each other up from this horrible dream' wouldn't float very well.

She sighed as she shook her head at our 'childish' behavior "Well, ladies we do not show such un-lady like behavior, what has become of you! You must let those boyish behaviors of yours go and start behaving like the upper class sophisticated ladies you are, get up now you must dress for the coming day, you are going to the Cullen's residence for tea as has been planned since last month. They are a well known family who come from royal blood. You must make your self impressionable, hurry now!"

Say what?! What the hell was she on about. I conveyed the message silently to Alice who gave me the 'I know' look. We were both dumbfounded for a bit as the shock suddenly hit us. This was all real and it was happening and … oh my god my theory was right!

And what was this tea business. I was a coffee girl and everyone knew that. oh my god, tea?. Wait what the hell, did she just say we must make our selves impressionable… like make a good impression on this family that come's from 'royal' blood. I couldn't give a damn . oh craaaap. I looked at Alice who probably had the same exact thoughts run through her head "She talks weird, right!" she whispered as I nodded with a mortified expression.

"I guess she wants us to look good." I whispered to Alice, I did watch my share of Victorian movies…one… and they did speak a little strangely, but we could understand. I mean it's not like Americans butchered the English language or anything, the old English just wasn't as fun and our people pimped it out. Speaking of, I was going to miss MTV.

Ok back to important things. The dilemma we were currently in. "Ok, listen dude, we go along with this thing until we know for sure what's going on, we seem to be related or something since we're together and no one is saying anyway, so we'll stick to that and see how this plays out!" Whispered Alice rapidly so no one would hear, I nodded thinking it was a brilliant idea. At least one of us had her head on straight. Ok good plan.

The maids came in then dressed modestly in long skirt thingi's, holding dresses in hand. "It's time to get ready." They said cheerily.

Both Alice and I gulped, swallowing hard.

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