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Tale 3: Nausea

Sole Chapter: Forum Logs, very deadly!

"I can't believe this! It's the day before the new expansion is released and I gotta stay here and spy on these stupid hackers on their stupid forum!" Alkaid yelled to herself

After this brief moment of rage, she logged onto the hackers forum website...

' (this is not a real website by the way)

Azeika: Alright, the day before the expansion. The day before our plague...

Upon looking at this Alkaid smiled to herself

Azeika: Of pornography showing on people's screens, they'll be reported to the police and I will rule the world!

Alkaid then frowned thinking he was insane

Azeika: Any questions?

Eyepatch: We'll be too easy to recognise in our current forms, Oh Overlord of Humanity and Un-Humanity. Tell us oh great and insane one, what new races are there, so we can create new hacking characters to wreak new terror with!

Azeika: From the images I have hacked off the internet, there is a new elf race for the Alliance, for the Horde they are using those pig-things in RFK and RFD. They are also having 2 neutral races, Goblins and Panda creatures.

Mingin: I hear they're adding 3 new classes. An unarmed fighting class, the Spell Breakers that players have been requesting for a long time and another unidentifiable class.

Problem: I have identified the mounts of these races. The elf things will have a sort of dragon thing. The pigs will ride pigs. Goblins mount Spiders and the Panda Bears ride Non-Panda Bears.

Nuisance: They will also insert a new continent on Azeroth, but I have idea what it is.

After seeing the end of the forum conversation, Alkaid thought to herself

"They don't know everything, good! On the Launch Date we'll publicly announce all the new features, they'll still be scheming. As long as nobody tells them, we're OK to do this..."

What are the exact details of this expansion? Find out in Tale 4