America:
Quote from Russia:
Omgomgomg
Somebody take the coffee from Russia.
Russia:
Coffee?Whatdoyoumeancoffee?..
America:
Maybe it wasn't coffee? *goes to check secret stash*
Russia:
Iamintroublenow.
America:
!
England:
What is it, America?
America:
Russia drank my last Monster!
*smells empty can*
Dude, he spiked it, too!
Russia:
Oops.
America:
It's okay though; there are two methods of treatment.
He can sleep on the couch for the next few days. (Trust me; he'll be sleeping the whole time.)
Or he can opt for a hangover cure.
I suggest this one.
Quote from Hungary:
Take off all of your clothes, and step into a lukewarm shower for 5 minutes. Only 5 minutes. Step out of the shower, and immediately... no do not stop to dry off or grab a towel... walk outside. Take 10 large steps away from your house. Stop. Breathe deeply, lifting your arms as you breathe in and lowering them as you breathe out. Say loudly as you do this: "I am at one with the universe. My body is at peace." Repeat this breathing exercise 4 times. Now briskly walk around your house three times, swinging your arms vigorously and chanting loudly, "I am healthy and strong. My limbs can carry me. My mind is clear." After the third circuit, do 5 deep knee bends. Then, walk backwards into your house, taking very large slow steps, holding your arms straight out to either side. Once inside, lie down, placing a wet tea bag on each eye. Relax.
If you follow all these steps to the letter, I guarantee that your hangover will be gone.
Prussia:
He'll be either arrested or have frozen his ass off.
If he's lucky enough to have escaped either, his eyelids will be burned for some time.
Russia:
?IfIdid…
America:
Quote from Russia:
IfIdid…
You know what I would say?
Russia:
What?
America:
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Hungary:
+1
Estonia:
ROTFLMAOTIPMP
Russia:
Whatdoesthatmean?
America:
Rolling of the floor laughing my ass off then I pissed my pants.
Latvia:
Ew! Estonia! That's gross!
Belarus:
*smites America*
America:
Let's sing the smiting song!
Smite smite smite
Smite smite smite
Smite smite smite smite smite smite
Smite smite smite smite
Smite smite smite smite
Smite smite smite smite smite smite smite
England:
*counts words*
Jingle bells? Really? America?
Russia:
;JHFRDS
America:
I think that translates as 'I just fell asleep at my computer.'
*kicks everybody out of thread, turns off light and closes door behind himself*
Yeah, random, I know. It started from that quote I said was Hungary's. I'm a major forum poster and that was on one of my forums and I just had to write something about it.
Points: Children, never mix energy drinks with alcohol. It's not good for you and you won't react like Russia.
The Smiting Song: A joke on Elmo's World (Sesame Street)
P.S. Damn thing wouldn't take half my damn lines!
First line from Russia should have read: Coffee? What do you mean coffee? I thought it was water. Water. Water.
America's ! should be ARGH!
"?IfIdid..." Should be "Kolkolkol. I'll sleep on the couch. Why would I do that? If I did..."
Anyways!
