I do not own anything.
It was a normal day in the hideout; Itachi was reading, Kisame and Zetsu were watching Deidara attempt to turn Tobi into 'art', Hidan was complaining to Kakuzu about something or other, Sasori was making a new puppet and Konan was baking. And I, Pein, was sitting in my office looking out the window at all changing leaves.
This was the type of day that I enjoyed the best. Sighing to myself, I turned back to my desk to the seemingly endless pile of paperwork. Why am I the head of an evil organization again? Oh, yes, I remember 'world peace'. I was just getting started when the door burst open and in stormed a pissed of Konan.
"Pein! We have to talk!"
Oh, joy. We have to talk. This ought to be good...not.
Sighing, I looked up from my work and replied.
"Yes, Konan. What seems to be the problem?"
Glaring, Konan started, what would be an hour wasted of my time.
"The problem? The problem that blasted Money-Loving Idiot! How am I meant to bake anything using the pathetic ingredients that I am supplied with? Tell me how!"
Baking supplies? She is complaining to me about baking supplies! What next lack of proper clothing...
"And another thing! I need new clothes! All of mine are either ripped, covered in blood or just plain old! I can't work in these conditions!"
I seriously do not see anything wrong with her clothing. And her speaking about clothing right after I thought about it is just a coincidence. But what is next? Shoes?
"Yes, Konan. I will look into it just as soon as I can. Was there anything else?" I said tiredly.
For the love of all things holey please say no! Please! I promise to be somewhat good. Please!
"As a matter of fact, yes. Yes there is...My shoes collection just got blown up by that blasted bomber! Have you any idea how much time and effort I put into that collection? Well? Do you?"
Sighing for the un-numbered time that morning I looked at Konan before saying in a somewhat defeated voice.
"I will look into everything Konan. Just leave it to me."
Smiling the smile of victory, Konan said
"Good. I will take my leave now."
Before turning around and walking out of the office.
Holding my head in my hands, my only thoughts were.
And this is why there is only one girl allowed in the Akatsuki at a time. Thank god Madara made that rule up. Now if the rest of my morning will go by smoothly, then if will be very happy.
Meanwhile on the other side of the hideout, a very smug Konan was receiving a rather large sum of money from the rest of the Akatsuki members, minus Kakuzu. Her winnings from the bet that they all had made. Walking away she heard Kakuzu saying.
"And this is why you shouldn't have bet that Leader-sama wouldn't give Konan whatever she asked for. Idiots."
This one shot is for Lady Yuuki because she reviewed my story 'A New Life, A New Chance'
I hope you enjoyed Pein's Morning as much as Konan did.
Thank you and as always don't forget to review!
