Warning: Bad Language, Implied slash? I'm not sure, really.
Warning 2: This is bad for homophobes. It is advised that Extreme homophobic persons, that flinch at the slightest implication of Slash, should be kept out of this – since there is actually a slight (only if you're paranoid) suggestion of Sasuke and Naruto being together (which, in this, they are. Just not officially. Oh wait, now it is.)
Disclaimer: I own Naruto! Ha!
If any of you question my declaration, my response is…42. Yes, that's right. 42. BUT, WAIT FOLKS! If you would actually sue me over this, I DON'T OWN NARUTO! It belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.Summary: Is this shit really worth it? Disclaimer, warnings, Authors note…added together is longer than this crack fic! Argh.
Ok, Real Summary: In Naruto's mind, he goes through a long and heartfelt, one-paragraphed-description-of…...Sasuke's eyes.
Kiba is not happy. Disclaimer: Inside the story.
The MPMS
The blond gulped as he looked into the raven's deep black eyes.
They seemed like an endless pit of black, so blank, devoid of any emotion .
Yet, if one looked closely they would see the inner turmoil hidden under that blank mask.
To Naruto, Sasuke's pitch black orbs(1) was such an endless void full of endlessness, so much that he coul-
"WOWOWOW…woa. Just wait a fuck guys! Why does that bitch get such an
in-depth description on his FUCKING NORMAL EYES while Lil ol me, Kiba, just gets …-,"*readssomerandomfanfiction*"-…Kiba."
"Hn." Because I'm so much better, hotter, better, hotter…etc. etc...than you.
"Now just listen here, fucker, you say you're better than me? No! You're not an-"
"Kiba, Sasuke only said h-"
"I am sick of this UNJUST WORLD! His eyes are just fucking black(2)! Nothing less, nothing fucking MOOOOAAAARRRR. I hate all of you! Sensationalizing fuckers!" Said dog lover stormed off, cursing the cruel world. "Why oh why do people like brooding little Mary Sues'? Come on Akamaru, Mommy's going home!"
Before you decided to give me a piece of your mind, please read this unreasonably long AN (Auth Note)
The person behind the processor, Actual Narrator, chronicle telling individual's Authors note:
1)Orbs? Yeah I know, balls for eyes. Wrote that for the extra whateverness…or so, effect of the description.
2) yeah, eyes aren't fully black...BUT In anime sasuke's eyes are really black.
Ok, so I noticed that while reading most fanfictions, they didn't really give a too-good description of kiba, heck, in some fanfictions, sasuke's eye description were longer - which was a little ridiculous (to ME.) Also that applies for a lot more side characters, though you can't really blame the Authors. As long as the plot and written piece is good. Now, me saying this does not mean that applied to all the fanfictions I've read. Nor am I criticizing it, Hatin' on it, etcetera. Just found it amusing.
Flames, if humorous (to my … not very good tastes), would be laughed at, or in the current situation – chuckled at (MY THROOOAT). Why? Because I don't have time for badly worded criticism, or try-hard ones. Or any at all. This is a crack fic, it doesn't deserve to be flamed upon. But if you insist, do it. I don't mind. It doesn't bring me down. "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, dazzle them with bullshit", right? Reverse Psychology? I'm a masochist? I'll just keep coming back baby :P
The MPMS. The Male PMS.
