A/N: Sorry, this has been in my mind for WAY too long, I just had to do this!

Listening: Fuck you~Lily Allen.

"Hey, Neji!"

"Hm? What Haruno?"

A pink haired medical ninja began making faces at him.

"What are you doing?" Neji raised an eyebrow.

Sakura's eyes went wide.

"W-Wait….NANI! You aren't blind?" Sakura smirks.

A angry mark appeared on Neji's skull.

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"Why are you following me?"

"No reason, Hyuuga." Sakura had a smirk on, that's how Neji knows that things ARENT going to be fine.

"Don't you have something else to do, for example, chase Sasuke?"

"You know Hyuuga, you should be destined to STFU."

"Excuse me."

"Well, you were destined to be a jerk too, I guess."

"Why do you keep say that word in front of me?'

"What word?"

"Destiny."

"Cause I am destined to, you can't escape your destiny, Neji." Sakura told him, making Neji stiffen and get angrier.

" Stay calm, stay calm, stay calm…." neji said through gritted teeth.

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"Neji-chan!"

"I'm a man, Haruno."

"OMFG! THAT"S BREAKING NEWS!"

"Haruno. I swear, one more annoying joke, and I will kill you."

"….Meanie….Can I ask you something?"

"…..What?"

"Do you REALLY have the Byukugan, or do you wear contact lenses?"

"That's it!" Neji chased Sakura round the block.

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"Neji-nii-san. There's a letter for you." Hinata handed him a strange list that was long.

He took it and read it.

"One Hundred reasons why The main branch is better than the Side branch." Neji read it .

Anger rushed inside him, he rushed to see who wrote the stupid letter.

"HARUNO!" Hyuuga yelled at the sky.

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"Hey! HYUUGA! HOW"S YOUR BALLET LESSONS GOING? " Sakura yells across the block, making everyone look at him and laugh.

Sakura ran to him and continued talking.

"So, how's your father…oh wait…" Sakura smirked a little.

Neji grew Angier by the seconds.

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"Neji! I swear your soooooooooooooooooooooo pretty! You have such soft hair and it's soooooooooooooooooooooo long, and it's also so c-"

Neji had hit her.

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"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world…"

"What's with the song Haruno?"

"Huh? You didn't know? It'your new theme song."

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"AHGHHHHH!" Neji screamed at his image at the mirror.

"Like it? I dyed it pink, braided it, tied a huge knot and covered it in flowers, ribbons and bows. "

"HARUNO!"

" Hey, you could just cut it off."

"SHUT UP."

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"8 TRIGRAMS 64 PALMS!"

"Haruno?"

"Yes, Neji?'

"Stop poking me."

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"FLY BIRDIE! FLY!"

"Let go of my arms, Haruno!" Neji hit her again.

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"This is crazy….I cant let a girl do that to m-" Neji stopped thinking about the times Sakura had made him feel embarrassed and annoyed.

He had an idea.

"Fine, Haruno. You want to play it like that? Then I will too."