Stargate Atlantis
Rating: PG13
Characters/Pairing: John/Rodney
Spoilers: None
Summary: He looked over to the sleeping form beside him, the person who was making so much noise at such an ungodly hour.
Warnings: One tiny swear word.
Disclaimers: I'm just borrowing the characters for a while..
Author's Note: I don't think I'm so good at writing humour, but here's my try at it.. so please let me know what you think
John awoke with a start. I'm moving out. He looked over to the sleeping form beside him; the person who was making so much noise at such an ungodly hour. No, wait, he's moving out. Sighing he turned over, pulling his pillow down over his ears, hoping to block out the snores coming from his partner. A few minutes passed, and John tossed and turned. Enough is enough. I need sleep. Reaching out he poked him in the back. He grumbled and turned slightly. The snoring stopped. John sighed. See, Rodney, hear that? Silence. Finally. He sighed, settling his head back down on the pillow. And then it began, even louder than before.
"God!" John cursed, sitting up sharply. Getting up from the bed, wincing as his feet touched the cold floor. He walked around to the other side of the bed, looking at the source of his problems. He stepped back a little and reached out prodding him in the arm. "Rodney!" He hissed. The scientist opened his mouth slightly as he turned onto his side. For a few precious moments it stopped. Okay, stay like that. At least until I get to sleep. Coming back around and getting back into bed, John stretched out, pulling the duvet around him. Slowly sleep came, pulling him in, and then abruptly dropping him back into reality with a loud thump. Well, more like a loud grunt. Rodney that is so attractive. Turning over to face the back of his partner he reached out and pushed, hard. Rodney rolled over and out of John's sight. Damn! Rodney? Scrambling over the bed, to see him sprawled out on the floor. Not moving. Shit. Oh my God, I killed him.
"Rodney?" John reached out and shook him violently. He murmured something inaudible in response and John sighed in relief. Watching as Rodney turned back onto his side and began snoring yet again. I'll get lucky next time.
