CAO CAO RAPS

YO, YO, MAN, I OWN ALL THE LAND,

PEOPLE KNOW ME WELL KID, MY ARMY IS GRAND,

ON TOP OF THE CASTLE, I ALWAYS STAND,

AND TO GET DOWN, I ASK FOR A HAND!

REMEMBER WELL, YOU CAN'T BEAT ME,

I HAVE NEVER LOST, AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE,

MY ARMY, IN VICTORY,

WE HAVE WON, JUST CAN'T YOU SEE!

IT COMES TO LIU BEI, I RAISE MY BLADE,

AND GET GUARDED MY THE STRONGEST MAID,

I PUSHED RIGHT PAST HER, THEN I GOT PAID,

WHY? THE PERSON WHO PAID ME JUST HAD TO FADE!

I PUT MY BLADE THROUGH LIU BEI'S EYE,

AND I HEARD A SILENT CRY,

OF LIU BEI, CRYING 'WHY?'

BEFORE I KNOW IT DIE, DIE, DIE!

I NOTICE, HUANG ZHONG PINCHED ME, ACK!

AND I CRY 'I MUST GET BACK,'

I CHASE HIM AROUND WITH A WOODEN SACK,

YOUR RESPECT IS JUST... A... LACK!