CAO CAO RAPS
YO, YO, MAN, I OWN ALL THE LAND,
PEOPLE KNOW ME WELL KID, MY ARMY IS GRAND,
ON TOP OF THE CASTLE, I ALWAYS STAND,
AND TO GET DOWN, I ASK FOR A HAND!
REMEMBER WELL, YOU CAN'T BEAT ME,
I HAVE NEVER LOST, AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE,
MY ARMY, IN VICTORY,
WE HAVE WON, JUST CAN'T YOU SEE!
IT COMES TO LIU BEI, I RAISE MY BLADE,
AND GET GUARDED MY THE STRONGEST MAID,
I PUSHED RIGHT PAST HER, THEN I GOT PAID,
WHY? THE PERSON WHO PAID ME JUST HAD TO FADE!
I PUT MY BLADE THROUGH LIU BEI'S EYE,
AND I HEARD A SILENT CRY,
OF LIU BEI, CRYING 'WHY?'
BEFORE I KNOW IT DIE, DIE, DIE!
I NOTICE, HUANG ZHONG PINCHED ME, ACK!
AND I CRY 'I MUST GET BACK,'
I CHASE HIM AROUND WITH A WOODEN SACK,
YOUR RESPECT IS JUST... A... LACK!
