Death by Candy Cane

There he was peacefully sleeping with a smile on his face, a small pile of presents at the foot of his bed. I slowly crept towards his bed, a floor board creaked and he stirred in his sleep. He quickly whispered something that sounded like 'Hermione', I pulled my weapon of choice out of my mouth perfectly pointed. I pulled open the hangings just a bit more but just as I did he woke up with a start.

"EEEEE!!" He screamed. "Voldemort!"

Only one of the other boys in the dormitory woke up. "Harry, NO!"

"Neville, run for help!" The boy quickly ran out of his bed and slipped on a pink, frilly slipper. He hit his head on the corner of his bed, out cold.

"No one's coming to help you." I said, raising my weapon over my head. I saw his hand reach behind his pillow, I just let out a cold, chilling laugh.

"Expeliarmus!" He shouted hoping it would work, nothing happened. I choose my weapon well. "A candy cane, you can't kill me with that!" Again I just laughed.

"Good-bye Harry Potter." I brought it down straight through his heart, blood bled on to the white fabric. I walked to the window and flew from it. As I flew I put another candy cane in my mouth. As I passed over the Tower of London a man in a red slay ran right into me jamming the candy cane straight through my skull and I fell.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

AN: This is a JOKE!!!!!! For anyone who thought I was serious, here's the story. I had a candy cane from a party and I made it into a spear and was threatening people with it. So my friend told me to write a fic about killing someone with a candy cane. So…yeah…she's supposed to be writing a fictionpress story. Well Merry Christmas or Happy (insert other generic winter holiday here). I'll see you in the New Year!

~Emma (tunagirl)