Sora Has No Life Chat Room

Prologue

It was a lovely day on Destiny Island, as always... The birds were singing their brains out and getting shot by the locals, the heat was unbearable, and the flowers were messing with the allergies of the locals as always. Today, our beloved master was sitting in his room, boxes thrown everywhere. He had just moved into a new house (after blowing up their old one with a mere firecracker) he seemed very excited, too. He had just received his new computer from his Great Aunt Melvin, whose parents wanted her to be a boy. Sora, of course, didn't care. He set to work reading the manual, but fell asleep just as he opened the book.

When he woke up, it was almost 8! He couldn't read a manual that fast! He dialed the phone number of his best friend, Riku."Dude!" he cried. "I need help with my computer!"

"Hang on, Sora," replied his friend. "Some new guys have just moved next door. Need to TP their house."

"Um, Riku? I just moved next door."

"Whoops... Well, don't look out your window. I already started painting the lawn when no one was looking."

"Riku! My parents will blame me for that!" Sora snapped.

"All right, all right! I'll come clean in the morning." Riku paused. "So, what's the problem?"

"Well..." Sora began. "I don't know how to turn it on..."

"You hit the 'On Switch, stupid."

"Oh... I knew that," Sora gave a cheesy grin as he pressed the 'On Switch', but nothing happened. "Um, Riku. Nothing is happening."

"Is it even plugged in?" Riku asked.

Sora checked around the back of the computer. "Um... Is the plug supposed to be sparking?"

"SORA! YOU BIRD BRAIN!" Riku shouted. "PULL THE PLUG OUT!"

Sora quickly obeyed and pulled it out. Everything seemed okay, now. "Um. I think you should just come over here tomorrow and help me," Sora told his friend.

Though Sora couldn't see it, Riku was rolling his eyes and telling some friends online about Sora's stupid endeavor. "All right, Sora. Will do."

Sora hung up the phone and shook his fist at the box of doom. It was acting like a Heartless! Maybe Xemnas created it...

Never mind that thought. Sora looked at his clock. Wow. So much time had passed it was no 11 o'clock. He figured he needed to go to bed, so he put his PJs on and quickly drifted off to sleep.

The next morning, Sora was awoken by Riku whispering something about evil clowns into his ears. Sora jumped up to see where the clowns were. He'd always had nightmares about the evilly evil make up men. Even nightmares of himself joining their ranks!

Riku pointed to the plastic box on the desk known as the computer. "Dude, I set it up for you. You're useless at that kind of thing.

"Yeah. I'm not that computer savvy..." Sora laughed. "Well. Thanks. Now, how do I get a chatroom membership, or whatever?" he asked.

Riku rolled his eyes, turned on the computer, and typed in a website. "This is a website," he explained, slowly as if talking to a mear child. "This is the site a bunch of our friends are on." He clicked 'Download Now!'

Sora stared as the screen brought up a little box. "It's doing something!" he cried, dumbstruck. "What do we do now?"

"We wait," was the only reply. Riku clicked on the start menu, went to games, and brought up Spider Solitare.

"And what is this?" Sora asked.

"It's called a game," Riku replied slowly.

"And if you say you don't know what a game is, I'll kill you!" Riku hissed just as Sora was about to open his mouth.

Sora closed his mouth. He stayed quiet and watched as Riku attempted to win at the near impossible game and fail. He finally won just as the download was complete.

"It's finished!" Sora pointed out.

"Great. Now you need a screen name," Riku said. "May I suggest Computer dunce?"

Sora scowled at him, "That's not funny."

"Well, what were you thinking of?" Riku questioned.

Sora tapped his chin in thought for a minute or two and finally, he began tapping onto the keyboard. Riku blinked, "DaMaster1?"

Sora nodded and logged on. "Get on your account! I gotta see what yours looks like!"

Riku rolled his eyes and left the room.

Welcome to YouHaveNoLifeChatRoom... Please, pick a username and password before you continue.

Sora chose his name and password.

Now, please wait a few minutes before signing in... we need to make sure it is appropriate for useage...

Sora stared at the screen. Nothing was happening, and then finally... A screen covered in different chatrooms appeared. Suddenly, a chatroom appeared on top that said "Click here, dumbass." by someone named "SexyandHawt".