Okay, here it goes. My first shot at being an author.. GULP. Anyway, rest assured this is not one of those crack fics that are whack. Lol. This is a normal paced story, basically with RukiIchi fluffiness. I really detest stories where nothing matures, like 1st chapter there friends, and 2nd chapter, Rukia and Ichigo make mad love.

A/N: Story takes place first few chapters. No spoilers I think and this is written in both Rukia's and Ichigo's POV.

Disclaimer: Praise Tite Kubo. No one belongs to me…

Another Author Note: PLEASE ignore the fact that the POVs are unbalanced, and there may be a POV that is longer than the other, because that's the way I wanted to portray the story. If you see any punctuation, grammar, syntax, yatta yatta errors tell me.

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Here we goes.

-Ichigo-

"Ichigo," Rukia prodded me on my chest. "Wake up."

"Shut up. What do you want?" I groaned and turned in my bed.

"Hollow, HOLLOW, Ichigo!" She slapped me on my cheeks.

"Alright, I'm up!" I mumbled and rubbed my eyes. Ever since Rukia had been sleeping in my closet, I had taken to the habit of wearing more than boxers to bed. She had her weird voodoo glove on, and shoved me hard with it. I still never got over the shock seeing my body useless like that. Quietly, I climbed outside of my window, and Rukia climbed on my back. I started running.

"Faster, Ichigo!" Rukia bossed me.

"Aah. I'm going. GOING. Stop nagging me, woman!" I replied heatedly, and it earned me a hard kick in the ass. I spotted it while Rukia jumped off my back. The hollow looked normal, for a hollow, I guess. Except this time, it was more like a bug. I took out my sword and sliced it neatly on the back of his head. Watching it dematerialize, I felt kinda annoyed that Rukia woke me up GOD KNOWS WHAT TIME on a Friday morning for this piece of crap hollow…

-Rukia-

I watched as Ichigo cut the hollow. When he finished, he put his zanpakuto away, drowsily, and started to fall asleep. And he did, standing up! Amazing. Some drool was slipping out of his mouth, but he still managed to look cute. A bit weird too. I lost it, though, when he fell on the floor and started snoring. A vein was popping on my temple as I yelled, "ICHIGO! You bastard, WAKE UP!"

When he still didn't respond I kicked him in his balls.

"AAARRRGHH! Rukia, the hell is your problem? You want to make it impossible for me to have babies?"

"You're in spirit form! And I want to back to sleep!" I screamed at him. We made our way to his house, with a half an hour delay, because he kept nodding off. And damn, after hitting him so many times down there, I wonder if I really did make it impossible for him to be a father…

-Ichigo-

"OI! Rukia! Get you're ass out of my closet, we'll be late!" I yelled.

"I will be late, and what's it to you?" She answered groggily.

"AUUUUGHHHH!!! RUKIA! What- what are you wearing?" She was wearing a black bra and matching panties. And I'm sorry to even think it, but she looked hot. Rukia looked down before answering, and blushing slightly said,

"They're your sister's. I borrowed them." She shut the door and rapidly started changing her clothes. My nose started bleeding as I fell down.

"My…My…MY SISTER'S?!" I hit myself against the wall. EWWW. Was it Karin's or Yuzu's ? EW. I'm not even gonna go there.

Rukia climbed out the window and said, "See you."

I walked out and registered the shock. EW. My sister's!

-Rukia-

I started laughing as I walked to school. Ichigo really could be shy around girls.

Especially partially naked ones. His reaction was the best. It sort of looked like he was checking me out. I sighed. I didn't really know if I liked him, but I didn't think he thought of me like that. And, up until now, I guess he subconsciously thought of me as a guy. I was walking and thinking really hard, so you can't blame me for hitting the school entrance door. I saw Ichigo walking behind me and running to pick me up.

"Rukia! You okay? That was a nasty hit…" He said while pulling me to my feet.

"You okay?" He repeated again, like a bloated sheep. Damn, this was embarrassing.

"Ow." Was all I was capable of saying for the moment.

Ichigo laughed. "Yeah, that's what I thought. Hurry up, we'll be late."

I was thinking hard again, walking in front of him, and he shouted " Oi, Rukia, watch it!" he pulled me to his side. I was about to hit another wall! Fuckity fuck fuck. Watch where you're going, dammit!!

"Oh, uh, thanks, I mean uh, sorry." I stammered.

-Ichigo-

"No problem. Just keep your eyes open." And I pushed her into class. There was a new guy in class, and later I found out his name was Yagami. He was pale, with sorta longish black hair and weedy looking. When class was over, I slung my bag over my shoulder and waited for Rukia outside. She was talking to Yagami. I knew it wasn't any of my business, but I eavesdropped a little. He was asking her out! He didn't even know her! That little shit ball, I was gonna tear him apart. Wait. What do I care? Argh, what if she said yes. Was I going to be jealous? No, I don't care. I don't care. Do I? I strained to listen.

"Oh, um, uh, I, uh, you know, am uh, busy that afternoon. Look at the time! My family will kill me if I'm late. Bye, Yagami!" she said, a bit too fast.

Shit, she's coming. I leaned casually against the wall next to the classroom. Rukia walked out, looking a bit flustered. She turned her head, looking for someone, presumably me, but I didn't tell her what I thought.

"Yo, Rukia. Took you long enough."

She jumped. She turned around, looking slightly peeved. "Don't start, you idiot."

"Right, how's your head?" I asked, grinning as we made our way outside.

"I don't know where that entrance came from. Stupid wall. I hope it's not bruising."

-Rukia-

Ichigo had his hands in his pockets and was walking slowly. What was he thinking about?

"What's wrong?" I asked.

He shuffled his feet and coughed before saying "Nothing. Rukia, why don't you ever say yes to the guys who ask you out? Are you celibate?"

Why, boy, you wanna ask me out?

"Huh? What? First, I'm here on a mission and second, they don't really know me and I don't know them. And am I a cake what?"

He laughed. "Never mind. Are you sure you aren't, uh a …" His embarrassed discontinuation only intrigued me.

"A what?" I asked him intently.

"Well, ah, don't get mad, a lesbian." He said quickly.

I stared at him for some time before answering, "A lezz-bee-un?" What's that?"

-Ichigo-

I was imagining Rukia making out with some girl, and I felt hot. She looked hot. Do they have other words for it in the soul society? I gave it my best shot.

"I meant, do you like girls in that way?" I asked bluntly, and waited for the pain to come, but it didn't.

"A sapphist? No, I'm not." She answered as flatly as paper.

For some strange reason, I was relieved. We walked on, and an ad, flying in the wind, hit my face. Rukia laughed and peeled it off.

"Hey, look at that! An amusement park's opening, and the first two days of admission are free to everybody!" she squealed like a girl.

"So what?" I shrugged it off, but Rukia looked excited.

"Hey Ichigo, can we go?" she looked at me hopefully. Too bad I'd have to crush it for her.

"Nah, I hate that kind of stuff. Why don't you go?"

"C'mon, Ichigo, please, I've never been there, what if I do something weird?! Besides, you need some amusement in your life." She shot back at me.

Well, I guess she had a point, about doing weird things. I pretended like it was some huge deal, and sighed. "Alright…"

We continued the walk home. I started thinking about Rukia. Did I really ask if she was a lesbian? What if she though I cared? I ask too many questions.

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