Brainy pissing off Lightning Lad:
LL-Hey, Brainy.
B5- :(
LL-What's up?
B5- :#
LL-Why are you so quiet? Come and sit with us in the lounge rather than mooching around here.
B5- :I
LL-Superman's back from patrol, come and say hello to him.
B5- …:I
LL-Now you're making me want to slap you round the head.
B5- :P
LL-I'm serious, you're pissing me off!
B5- Aah, good.
LL- :(
This one reminds me of some of the conversations me and my mum have.
Timber Wold and Cam having a nonsensical argument:
TW-Cham, why are you sitting there with that stupid grin on your face?
CB-(frowning) Are you suggesting that snails are not edible?
TW-What?
CB-Aargh! Run away from the hideous giant evil mop head! (does not move)
TW-What the hell are you talking about?!
CB-Are you a giraffe?
TW-(hysterically) Are you going ahead with the chocolate and cheese plan?!
CB-I do not wish to be incriminated! I shall not die!
TW-Shall we go ahead with follow-on-plan DK11426B289ML064C?
CB-Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
(They both fall asleep).
Was that slightly similar to the last one? Anyway, it's a good cure for writer's block, writing nonsense.
Lightning Lad and Cosmic Boy conspiricise:
CB-We shall sneak in under the cover on darkness-
LL-Good idea, I shall turn off the light before we go in-
CB-And we ought to be disguised-
LL-I shall wear a different wig and speak in a high voice-
CB-And we should shout something to surprise them-
LL-We should shout 'Surprise'-
CB-And we'll need a getaway route-
LL-I recommend we go through the floor-
CB-They're going to have the shock of their lives!
LL-They will, they will.
By the way, 'to conspiricise' is a verb I made up. It you can't guess it means to plot an evil plan. By the way I don't know what they're planning so don't ask me.
Well, that's all I've written so far, please read and review and I'll put in a new chapter when I get some more ideas.
