Brainy pissing off Lightning Lad:

LL-Hey, Brainy.

B5- :(

LL-What's up?

B5- :#

LL-Why are you so quiet? Come and sit with us in the lounge rather than mooching around here.

B5- :I

LL-Superman's back from patrol, come and say hello to him.

B5- …:I

LL-Now you're making me want to slap you round the head.

B5- :P

LL-I'm serious, you're pissing me off!

B5- Aah, good.

LL- :(

This one reminds me of some of the conversations me and my mum have.

Timber Wold and Cam having a nonsensical argument:

TW-Cham, why are you sitting there with that stupid grin on your face?

CB-(frowning) Are you suggesting that snails are not edible?

TW-What?

CB-Aargh! Run away from the hideous giant evil mop head! (does not move)

TW-What the hell are you talking about?!

CB-Are you a giraffe?

TW-(hysterically) Are you going ahead with the chocolate and cheese plan?!

CB-I do not wish to be incriminated! I shall not die!

TW-Shall we go ahead with follow-on-plan DK11426B289ML064C?

CB-Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

(They both fall asleep).

Was that slightly similar to the last one? Anyway, it's a good cure for writer's block, writing nonsense.

Lightning Lad and Cosmic Boy conspiricise:

CB-We shall sneak in under the cover on darkness-

LL-Good idea, I shall turn off the light before we go in-

CB-And we ought to be disguised-

LL-I shall wear a different wig and speak in a high voice-

CB-And we should shout something to surprise them-

LL-We should shout 'Surprise'-

CB-And we'll need a getaway route-

LL-I recommend we go through the floor-

CB-They're going to have the shock of their lives!

LL-They will, they will.

By the way, 'to conspiricise' is a verb I made up. It you can't guess it means to plot an evil plan. By the way I don't know what they're planning so don't ask me.

Well, that's all I've written so far, please read and review and I'll put in a new chapter when I get some more ideas.