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"Get up," a distinctly feminine voice said. The owner cast a dainty shadow over a lump in the middle of a chocolate colored bed spread and blanket heap. "Fuck off," was the groggy response emitted from the pile. "Darcy Lewis, get your ass up or so help me I will use your own taser against your iPod." A head shot out of the brown mass and with a scared expression looked towards the towering figure above her.
"You wouldn't dare!" Jane's face remained as stoic as ever. "Try me," she replied drying. "Dude, no, I just spent all night downloading songs on there." Jane gave an exasperated sigh at her favorite female companion. "You knew we had stuff to do today. Now I'm going to make some coffee and I expect you to be up by the time it's done." And upon hearing an, "aye aye, Captain" Jane left. At the end of hall she heard a thud and then a "fucking goddamn blanket death trap." She smiled and went to go make the coffee. It was going to be a long day.
Darcy carefully picked herself out of the blanket's vice and stood up and began walking towards her closet only to get her foot caught in the blanket and belly flop onto the floor again. "Today's gonna suck balls." A freshly showered and dressed Darcy met Jane in the kitchen. A travel mug filled with her beloved caffeinated drink was handed to her as she began to sit down. "That coffee is to-go. We're leaving now." Jane explained. "Seriously? I just sat down. I'm not awake enough to meet new people." Darcy groaned setting her head down on the table. "They have a guy who gets angry and turns into a green juggernaut, I think they can handle it."
Darcy thought the car ride lasted far too long but she couldn't be sure because she kept her eyes shut the whole time. The only sign of her being alive was the occasional sip of her coffee. They had arrived at a colossal, shining tower. "Stark really knows how to keep it low key," Darcy scoffed. "Yeah, he's like that. Just ignore him and under no circumstance should you encourage him." Jane warned. If there was one thing Jane didn't want it was for Darcy and Tony to team up because the Gods only knew what kind of trouble they could conjure up.
"Jane, I see thou has arrived. " Thor enveloped Jane in a hug and kissed her passionately. "Hey, I'm here too, you know." Darcy replied. She was already grumpy and now she had to watch two people swap spit? She wasn't having it. "Ah, yes, the small warrior who bested me in battle. How goes thee? Wish for a rematch?" Thor's grin widened at the thought of another battle with someone whom he considered a worthy opponent.
"I'm fine, Thor. And I think I'll pass on the battle." Darcy didn't feel like explaining to Thor that she didn't also wield a weapon that could project lightning, which was his assumption. "Perhaps another time. The team is gathered in the room where we live. We just got back from a glorious fight in town." Well, guess that explained the long ass car ride. Darcy followed behind the couple looking on as a strong arm wrapped around Jane's tiny waist. Darcy wouldn't readily admit to it but it made her sad and a bit jealous to see.
"Miss Foster and Miss Lewis, how are you? I trust that the trip here went well?" Stark greeted them. Jane grimaced a little but kept up a polite front. "It went fine, Stark. Seemed to have ran into a bit of traffic though. I don't suppose you know anything about that?" Jane knew it was Tony who had caused most of the traffic this morning when he decided to sign some autographs after their fight in town. "Right. Well, your lab equipment is all set up and your bedrooms are ready other than what few belongings are left at your house. I'll have someone pick them up and they'll arrive here before the night ends. So, let's go meet the rest of the team." Stark was letting Jane and Darcy stay with the Avengers so that they may help him and Bruce in the lab and also because Thor had requested Jane stay there so that they may be closer together. Besides, no one wanted Thor to have a temper tantrum while he possessed Mjolnir.
They entered a room filled with the rest of the team. "Avengers, assemble. We have introductions to do. These two ladies will be staying with us from now on." Stark turned back towards the women, "my name is Tony Stark or Iron Man but you already knew that. And you'll be working with me and this mean green science machine," Tony pushed a tired looking man towards the girls, "Bruce Banner. He's a real Hulk of a man." he replied. Bruce gave a weak grin, raising his hand to shake each of theirs respectively. "Hello, it's nice to meet you."
A sultry woman with vibrant red hair and a black suit that might've been a little too tight placed a delicate hand on his shoulder and he moved, allowing her to introduce herself. "Natasha Romanov; Black Widow" She smiled politely and shook both their hands. A man with a quiver of bows on his back simply gave them a two fingered salute, "Hawkeye. Real name's, Clint Barton." A rugged looking blonde man replaced him and Darcy couldn't help but stare as he wore his skin tight red, white, and blue uniform without the cowl. She was practically drooling. This wasn't fair to her hormones.
"Steve Rogers, also known as Captain America." He gave each of them a firm but delicate handshake. "God bless, America." Darcy blurted out as he held her hand. "Excuse me, ma'am?" Steve looked perplexed at the pretty brunette. "Oh, I just meant…um…thanks for helping with the war and…stuff." Darcy awkwardly shifted from foot to foot hoping he'd buy it and not realize that she desperately wanted to raise his flag pole. "Oh, it was nothing really, ma'am. Just doing my part." She wanted a part of him, that's for sure.
By now the Avengers team had dispersed, probably to get cleaned up. "It was nice meeting you two young ladies. I'm going to get changed then head to the gym. If you two need anything just come find me." Oh, Darcy needed something alright but she didn't think that was what he meant. Once Steve was out of her sight she quickly turned to Jane and said, "Hot damn, Uncle Sam! I haven't felt this patriotic since I let Abraham Lincoln fill me up at a drunken Halloween party."
I wonder how many patriotic innuendos I could come up with. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed it. I'm still a bit rusty. I'd love any reviews and if you guys wanted me to continue or not just tell me.
