Phantom Rhapsody
A parody sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
Disclaimer:I own neither that song nor the Phantom of the Opera.
A/n: This is a parody; it is supposed to be humorous. If you don't find it so, then don't bother reading it. Otherwise, please review!
Christine: Is this the real life? Is this the Opera Populaire? Caught by the Phantom; no escaping his evil lair. Open my eyes, look up to the skies and see…
Raoul: I'm just a rich boy; I'll protect, you Christine
Christine: Because I'm easy-
Raoul: Come, let us go.
Christine: Way up high, never low.
Raoul: Anywhere Christine goes, doesn't really matter. Christine!
Phantom: (echoing) Christine!
Christine, just killed a man. Put my lasso round his neck, strangled him and now he's dead. Christine, our love had just begun, but now you've gone and thrown it all away!
Christine: Erik! Ooooh, didn't mean to make you cry!
Phantom: If you're not back again this time tomorrow, a disaster will fall, as if nothing really matters…
Christine: Too late, the time has come. It sends shivers down my spine; body's shaking all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the ghost…
Phantom: Christine, ooooh! You don't have to die! Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all…
Raoul: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Persian: It's the ghost! It's the ghost! Hand at the level of your eyes!
Raoul: Mirrors, trees, and lightning, very very fright'ning me!
Christine: Oh Raoul!
Raoul: Oh, Christine!
Christine: Oh Raoul!
Raoul: Oh, Christine!
Christine: Oh, Raoul, is that you?
Raoul: I'm here to sa-ave you!
Christine: I'm just a poor girl, everyone loves me.
Raoul: She's just a poor girl from a poor family! Spare her her life from this monstrosity!
Christine: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Please, Erik-
Phantom: No! I will not let you go.
Raoul & Persian: Let her go!
Christine: Please, Erik-
Phantom: I will not let you go!
Raoul & Persian: Let her go!
Christine: Please, Erik-
Phantom: I will not let you go!
Raoul & Persian: Let her go!
Phantom: will not let you go!
Raoul & Persian: Let her go!
Phantom: will not let you go! No, no, no no, no, no!
Carlotta (appearing out of nowhere): O padre mio, dios mio! (leaves)
Christine: Please, Erik, let me go!
Raoul: The Phantom wants Christine to be his bride, or he'll kill me, kill me, kill meeeeeee!
(Instrumental break- Carlotta returns and begins to headbang in the corner with the Persian and Madame Giry)
Erik: So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye? So you think you can kiss me and leave me to die? Oh, Christine, can't do this to me, Christine! Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here…
(music tones down…)
Nothing really matters, anyone can see. Leave me here and go, now… Nothing really matters to me…
…Christine I love you…
El Fin
