Author's Note: Extreme! This is Kirsten and Lindsay.and um..um..we suggest
you all read Final Fantasy ATE, which inspired this story. And pick up a
zoot suit. Yea. Those are cool. And if you're looking for weird things,
go read The Taste of Misery. Mwuaha. But don't expect to be laughing.
Psht: Love Shuichi. And if you don't know what a zoot suit is, I suggest
you go here. And laugh. And cry. And feel the drama and the adaptation
of the human spirit as it struggles to survive.
http://www.magicmakers.com/internet%20jpg%20Z/zootsuitgreen.html
And, as you know, Lindsay is Kirsten's bitch.
One day in the land of happy, Selphie was skipping around with her giant panda bear named. Bear. And then.. it started to RAIN! So Selphie and bear took cover under a giant tree. but the tree was evil!!! But Selphie didn't know this. and like, stuff happened.. SO like. Irvine came looking for Selphie one day. and you know what he saw??? Hmmm??? HER BLOODY CARCASS HANGING FROM THE EVIL TREE!!! So Irvine killed himself.
..That has nothing to do with the story. We'd just like to add that nice sentiment to brighten your day, as that's what we're here for.
"AND THE SANDWHICHES HAD BETTER BE MADE JUST RIGHT, OR IT'LL BE YOUR HEAD! BLOODY..CHAP!"
Seifer hung up the phone. Shaking. Some mad man. Prince Charles of Wales had just called demanding to come to his dorm room..for another world..for te and finger sandwiches. He had to make the sandwiches and tea just right..but..HE WAS JUST A BOY!! WHAT COULD HE DO!?!? NOOO!!! And he knew his life was over. Well, until he logged onto AOL, and went into some chat rooms. Normally, he just said he was seventy and liked to touch himself while looking at pictures of Dreamstreet, this new preteen boy band. But this time, he had.A MISSION!!!!!!! The conversation went as followed.
DesperateSandwichmker: I NEED TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF SANDWHICHES TO MAKE FOR PRINCE CHARLES!!!!!
Squinoawriter: um..like..um..ok..but.like..whatever..how about..triangle? Yea. That's good.
DesperateSandwichmker: YES! THAT IS IT! TRIANGLE SANDWICHES HAD THREE SIDES OF GOODNESS!!
TO BE CONTINUED! RAH!
Author's Note: Yes. That was the most retarded thing ever to be written. Even more then Lindsay's poem that went like this:
The.
It's to be continued in case you missed it, when we get some inspiration. Probably tomorrow. Maybe. Maybe. San san san san. You can also hear the rest of the Irvine, Selphie story!
One day in the land of happy, Selphie was skipping around with her giant panda bear named. Bear. And then.. it started to RAIN! So Selphie and bear took cover under a giant tree. but the tree was evil!!! But Selphie didn't know this. and like, stuff happened.. SO like. Irvine came looking for Selphie one day. and you know what he saw??? Hmmm??? HER BLOODY CARCASS HANGING FROM THE EVIL TREE!!! So Irvine killed himself.
..That has nothing to do with the story. We'd just like to add that nice sentiment to brighten your day, as that's what we're here for.
"AND THE SANDWHICHES HAD BETTER BE MADE JUST RIGHT, OR IT'LL BE YOUR HEAD! BLOODY..CHAP!"
Seifer hung up the phone. Shaking. Some mad man. Prince Charles of Wales had just called demanding to come to his dorm room..for another world..for te and finger sandwiches. He had to make the sandwiches and tea just right..but..HE WAS JUST A BOY!! WHAT COULD HE DO!?!? NOOO!!! And he knew his life was over. Well, until he logged onto AOL, and went into some chat rooms. Normally, he just said he was seventy and liked to touch himself while looking at pictures of Dreamstreet, this new preteen boy band. But this time, he had.A MISSION!!!!!!! The conversation went as followed.
DesperateSandwichmker: I NEED TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF SANDWHICHES TO MAKE FOR PRINCE CHARLES!!!!!
Squinoawriter: um..like..um..ok..but.like..whatever..how about..triangle? Yea. That's good.
DesperateSandwichmker: YES! THAT IS IT! TRIANGLE SANDWICHES HAD THREE SIDES OF GOODNESS!!
TO BE CONTINUED! RAH!
Author's Note: Yes. That was the most retarded thing ever to be written. Even more then Lindsay's poem that went like this:
The.
It's to be continued in case you missed it, when we get some inspiration. Probably tomorrow. Maybe. Maybe. San san san san. You can also hear the rest of the Irvine, Selphie story!
