Kenza:HELLO PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD! WELCOME TO MY NEW SHOW CALLED FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST DARES!

Edward: "Do we get a saying in this?"

Kenza: "OF COURSE NOT! MY SHOW MY RULES!"

Edward:*sighs*

Kenza: "ANYWAYS, Today we are going to be doing some dares of my own! Then you guys are going to Review to me so I can do your dares next! If you don't review *has tears in her eyes* i'll have to stop the show..."

Alphonse: "Are you crying?"

Kenza: "NO! I-I JUST HAVE VERY VERY WATERY EYES TODAY...*shifty eyes*"

Alphonse:Uh..ok...Are you going to yell the entire time?"

Kenza: I only yell when I'm hyper. So technically YES! YAAAAHHHH!"

Ed: "Oh man..."

Kenza: Anyways, I got this idea brought to you by my all time new favorite fanfiction writer who inspired me to do this. She calls herself Lexxa but her home page name is Ilvhstry! SHE IS AWESOME LIKE THAT! HEY! *light bulb appears on top of her head* MABY WE CAN DO A SHOW TOGETHER! THAT WOULD BE GREAT!

Edward: Wait WHAT! NO PLEASE NOT HER! SHE MAKES US DO STUFF THAT WE DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO!"

Alphonse: YAH! SHE MADE POOR BROTHER BREAK HIS AUTOMAIL, TURN INTO A CHIBI, AND MANY MORE THAT I CAN;T NAME BECAUSE ITS TO PAINFUL!"

Edward: "Don't remind me..." *goes into emo corner*

Kenza: "1. She doesn't make you do it the fans do. 2. DON'T BLAME LEXXA FOR ANYTHING!" *grabs Al and body slams him*

Alphonse: "OOOWW! WHAT WAS THAT-"

Kenza: THAT WAS A WARNING FOR THE NEXT TIME YOU INSULT LEXXA! If you do it again...*points to closet* I will unleash my weapon like she has Marry sue. I have something just like that...*evil grins*

Fullmetal Cast:*Gulps*

Winry: "Marry sue is evil..."

Roy: "Yah"... *shudders*

Kenza: "THEN DON'T INSULT HER! YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WARNED!"

Everybody: *nods there heads*

Kenza: "EXCELLENT! Now, FIRST DARE! GOES TO ED!"

Edward: "Why me first?"

Kenza: "BECAUSE! Anyways, Ed, I dare you to tell Winry that she makes the worst automail ever and you want a new mechanic."

Edward: "WHAT WHY!?"

Kenza: "ARE YOU GOING TO ASK QUESTIONS ALL DAY OR ARE GOING TO DO THE DARE!"

Edward: "NO I'M NOT DOING THE DARE!"

Kenza: Oh really...*points to closet with secret weapon*

Edward: "*gulps and thinks of what Mary sue did to him last time* Fine..."

Kenza: Good boy! *Pats him on the head like a dog* Now tell the woman!"

Edward: *walks up to Winry* WINRY! I HATE YOUR AUTOMAIL! ITS THE WORST I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN LIFE! IT SUCKS! I WISH I HAD A NEW MECHANIC!"

Winry: WHAT! *hits Ed with a wrench* IF YOU ALWAYS FELT THAT WAY THEN WHY DID'NT YOU JUST TELL ME! *hits him again with a wrench multiple amount of times then runs away crying her eyes out*

Edward: "WAIT WINRY! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! IT WAS JUST A DARE! I SWEAR! YOUR THE BEST MECHANIC IN THE WORLD! *runs after her*

Alphonse: "Kenza, don't you think that was a little mean?..."

Kenza: Yes, But she'll get over it eventually...

Envy: "Are you going to treat us all like this?"

Kenza: YES! I'm so mean I will do just that!"

Everybody: "..."

Kenza: "Don't worry I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS! except tucker..."

Tucker: "Even in Lexxa's dare show of doom everybody hates me... WHY!?"

Kenza: "YOU TURNED YOUR DAUGHTER INTO A CEMARA! I think that's how its spelled..."

Alphonse: "We always will..."

Everybody: *looks like they want to kill tucker*

Kenza: "I'll deal with you latter... NEXT DARE! THIS GOES TO ALL HUMUNCULIES!"

Lust: "Uh-oh"

Kenza: "I dare you all to hug Ed all at once! Right after he calms Winry down...*looks at the room they both went in*

Edward's voice from in the room: Winry please calm down it was just a dare! OWW! THAT'S THE 3 TIME YOU HIT ME WITH THAT WRENCH!"

Winry's voice from in the room: "SHUT UP SHRIMPY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Edward's voice from in the room: "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!"

Kenza: *listening to them arguing* Looks like that dare won't be done anytime soon... LAST DARE! GOES TO *drum role sounds* Wheres that coming from? *shrugs shoulders* GOES TO AL!

Alphonse: "Wait what!?

Kenza: "AL! I DARE YOU TO DRESS IN A HAWIAN SKIRT FOR THE NEXT 2 CHAPTERS!"

Alphonse: "WHAT! BUT I-"

Kenzza: "DO THE DARE!"

Alphonse: *sighs* "fine...*goes into changing room*

Kenza: WELL! That's all for today! I hope to get your review so I can do your dares next! I bet they are going to be alot better then mine...Remember, REVIEW! By the way. There will be no Yaoi! EVER! That's the only rule. OH AND NO SEXUAL CONTACT DARES EITHER! Only if I think its appropriate.*winks*

Eveybody: "..."

Alphonse: *comes out in A hawian skirt*

Kenza: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!*rolls on the floor laughing*

Alphonse: "HEY! STOP LAUGHING!"

Kenza: * wipes a tear from her face* Sorry. I can't stop! *continuse to roll on the floor laughing*

Everybody else:*Laughes till they heard a big thud and Ed comes flying out of the room he was in unconscious*

Alphonse: "BROTHER" *runs to him*

Kenza: "...Uh...he'll be fine..."

Alphonse: "YOU SHORE!?"

kenza:"No..."