Me: Hello and welcome to Twilight Truth or Dare!

Yami: Didn't you already try one of these?

Me: *sniffs* Yes.

Yami: And how did it work out?

Me: *sniffles* I had it up for like more than a couple of weeks and it got two nice reviews, which are awesome. But I needed dares and truths…and I couldn't make up any, so there was no reason to keep it up.

Yami: *nods* Yes it was a Yugioh T or D.

Me: But oh well! Twilight is fun too! Any there are plenty of people out there who I know would love to see Edward get tortured!

Edward: O.o But-but I'm so sexy!

Me: *sticks out tongue* Edward ELRIC is sexier!

Edward Elric: Burrrrrrn!

Bella: Take it back! *goes for my head*

Me: Never! *Makes Bella explode*

Edward: Oh NOEZ! My lover! *goes all emo, like in NM*

Me: Okay…so you know the rules. Send in your truths or dares so I can actually right more than this chapter!

Yami: Yes please do.

Jacob: *raises hand*

Me: Yes Jake?

Jacob: *points to Yami* Why is he still here?

Me: He's my slave, janitor, and Co-host.

Jacob: *nods* So that's why it says Yugioh and Twilight cross-over.

Me: Yep!

Yami: *pushes me out of the way* So PLEASE send in the dares, so the author doesn't goes spazzy again.

Me: You'll pay for that Yami.

Jacob: Remember WolfDoodlez doesn't own Yugioh or Twilight!

Me: PWEASE send in the dares!

Yami: And remember you can have special guests like Edward!

Me: He isn't special.

Bella: *growls from somewhere*

Yami: I meant Edward Elric!

Me: Oh.

Jacob: So send in those dares!

Come on! *bounces* Send in those dares! And remember the rating is TEEN, so please don't make it mature! I am not going to raise the ratings. Oh and you can use any Twilight character, not just the ones featured here. And now, an announcement from Carsile:

Carsile: Remember an apple a day keeps me from my job.

Ryuk: Apple?

Jacob: Aren't you in a different fic?

Ryuk: So?

Thank you.