Me: Hello and welcome to Twilight Truth or Dare!
Yami: Didn't you already try one of these?
Me: *sniffs* Yes.
Yami: And how did it work out?
Me: *sniffles* I had it up for like more than a couple of weeks and it got two nice reviews, which are awesome. But I needed dares and truths…and I couldn't make up any, so there was no reason to keep it up.
Yami: *nods* Yes it was a Yugioh T or D.
Me: But oh well! Twilight is fun too! Any there are plenty of people out there who I know would love to see Edward get tortured!
Edward: O.o But-but I'm so sexy!
Me: *sticks out tongue* Edward ELRIC is sexier!
Edward Elric: Burrrrrrn!
Bella: Take it back! *goes for my head*
Me: Never! *Makes Bella explode*
Edward: Oh NOEZ! My lover! *goes all emo, like in NM*
Me: Okay…so you know the rules. Send in your truths or dares so I can actually right more than this chapter!
Yami: Yes please do.
Jacob: *raises hand*
Me: Yes Jake?
Jacob: *points to Yami* Why is he still here?
Me: He's my slave, janitor, and Co-host.
Jacob: *nods* So that's why it says Yugioh and Twilight cross-over.
Me: Yep!
Yami: *pushes me out of the way* So PLEASE send in the dares, so the author doesn't goes spazzy again.
Me: You'll pay for that Yami.
Jacob: Remember WolfDoodlez doesn't own Yugioh or Twilight!
Me: PWEASE send in the dares!
Yami: And remember you can have special guests like Edward!
Me: He isn't special.
Bella: *growls from somewhere*
Yami: I meant Edward Elric!
Me: Oh.
Jacob: So send in those dares!
Come on! *bounces* Send in those dares! And remember the rating is TEEN, so please don't make it mature! I am not going to raise the ratings. Oh and you can use any Twilight character, not just the ones featured here. And now, an announcement from Carsile:
Carsile: Remember an apple a day keeps me from my job.
Ryuk: Apple?
Jacob: Aren't you in a different fic?
Ryuk: So?
Thank you.
