"Midget Man"

a spoof on "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants

however the spoof was done by TAFKAE and her little brother (yes, her LITTLE BROTHER)

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Midget Man, Midget Man
Can't see over the counter man
Can this song get dumber yes it can
Midget Man.

Is he little, or is he small?
Has he broken three feet at all?
When he goes yami does he get tall-er?
Hard to tell, Midget Man.

Bat-head Man, Bat-head Man
Bat-head Man hates Midget Man
But he just backfires all his plans
Bat-head Man.

Turban Man, Turban Man
Wearin' a turban on his head
Jumpin' into people's heads
Turban Man.

Almost got squashed by a bricky thing
That shoulda taught him to go exploring
He should try to restrain himself
Nosy man, Turban Man.

Stupid Man, Stupid Man
He is friends with Midget Man
Doesn't like being called Stupid Man
Or a dog, Stupid Man.

Without style and without grace he's
Mostly only good for making funny faces
(Which he has down to an art)
Goofy man, Stupid Man.

Rich Guy Man, Rich Guy Man
Rich Guy Man hates Stupid Man
But he's a jerk, so we don't give a damn
Rich Guy Man.

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I was reading my 8-year-old brother another fanfic and I told him, "Guess who this guy is." And he says, "I dunno." So I says, "It's Shadi." And he's all, "Who's Shadi? I forget. Who's Shadi?" And I says, "He's the guy with the turban," but he still doesn't get it, so I says, "Y'know, Turban Man?" And then we both start singing and this comes out.

It's frikkin' funny. Thanks, Alex.

(o^.^o) The Artist Formerly Known As Ed (o^.^o)