Mad Maximum

Disclaimer: Do not own Maximum Ride, Mad Max (I wouldn't stoop so low to own anything with Mel Gibson (I do not own Mel Gibson) in it), Harry potter, snakes on a plane, a plane, or any snakes. I do own this pen though. fiddles with pen

Maximum Ride woke up to find that she was once again in a fan fiction. Damn it! This better not be an Ari/Fang fan fiction! The flock had just escaped one of those Fang was still curled up in a ball in the corner of the room which just happened to be there. 'Stupid bloody fan fiction next Iggy will be getting together with Gasman' max thought, unfortunately she turned around to see Iggy and Gasman hugging in there sleep. Max screamed. Fang muttered gibberish under his breath and the others woke up.

"Were are we and who's hands on my b" Iggy started but was cut of by max screaming numerous swear words

'THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERING PLANE!!'

"Max hate to tell you this bet we're not in a plane" Iggy pointed out still not realizing that Gasman was the one touching his ass. Total jumped on to Fang's lap and licked him to see if he was back to normal yet?

"Fang still hasn't recovered from the last fan fic" He reported

Angle shook her head "All I can see are pictures of him and Max doing stuff. I'm not sure what it is? There in a bed and there kissing each other and there not wearing any clothes and…'

"ANGLE STOP READING HIS MIND!!" Max screamed going bright red. Iggy and Gasman were sniggering since Gasman had stopped touching Iggy's backside and Nudge was just staring at Fang in horror.

Max Started slapping Fang across the face 'GET OUT OF IT! DON'T LET IT FLOOD YOUR BRAIN"

Angle looked at max oddly " Max his always had thoughts like that well ever since that fist fan fiction were you and Fang were locked in a room the whole time and we were standing out side and all we could here were you saying…" Max death glared the little mutant and Angle decided to shut up. Nudge looked around the room it had one window which showed a baron waste land were nothing was alive. Nudge then decided that it was appropriate to rant 'WOW I LOVE THE DESERT ITS SO BIG AND HOT AND BARRON …' It went on but the author was to busy trying to get the characters to do X rated love scenes so Nudges rant went on unnoticed.

Suddenly Fang go up and strode towards Max. Max groaned not again but every part of her body wanted to lee into fangs arms and start passionately kissing his. NO HSE WOULDN'T LET THE FANF FIC WRITER DO THS AGAIN! Her wings burt open and she flew strait up. There was a slurping sound and she flew strain into the face of a 15 yr old girl.

"Are you the one writing this fan fic?? ARE YOU??!!!" Max screamed at the poor girl. The Author nod terrified of what Max would do. 'BIG MISTAKE" Max screamed and started punching the girl senseless.

By the time the rest of the flock got out of the fan fic they found max standing over the corps of the fan fic writer. Max turned around and suddenly the flock wanted to go back into the fan fiction.

"This ends now" Max said in a low dangerous voice "The Battle of Fangs' true love is over the battle for the end of fan fiction has just begun. WE SHALL REBELL AND WITH THE HELP OF OTHERS WE WILL SHALL WIN!"

The Flock looked at each other, going back into the fan fiction seemed like a very good idea not body wanted to face a Mad Maximum.