Vomit Patrol (based on a true life story)

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. I wish I did though! * tear * Besides, why would I write fics?

Chapter 1 The Intro

Duo: * farts while dying his mohawk red, yellow and green *

Trowa: Oh man! I can't take the case! YUUUYYY!! Where is the Pepto Bismol!
Where's the Gas-X? Where's the Maalox Max? Where's the Epsom Salts?

Heero: Duo ate the Epsom Salts..And threw them up...but the other stuff is in the medicine cabinet...

Trowa: I'm not gonna go in there! Duo is in there! It should have so many stenches in there that it should take 50 years to get out!

Heero: I'll go! Please JUST SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP!!

Duo: * singing * I'm a Barbie girl, too sexy for my shirt!! * farts *

Heero: +.+ Could you do that elsewhere?

Duo: My 3 colour mohawk is complete!

Heero: You sure'll go far as a racecar driver!! * slaps Duo hard on his back *

Duo: * coughs up three dye tubes * So that's where they went!

Heero: Idiot.

Relena: HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR * takes a deep breath * RRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Heero: My wife calls!! * grabs Trowa's medicine *

Duo: Bye! * farts * ^.^;;

Relena: Gross!

Duo: I know you are but what am I? :P

Relena: Sick, in that twisted world of yours.. Heero: Yes, Relena, darling?

Relena: The twins are bored!

Bob: Yeah!

Davey: Uh- huh!

Heero: Okay girls! You'll go to camp for 4 weeks!

Girls: Okay! * packs their stuff * We're ready!!

* door opens *

Wufei: Hair loss stinks! * takes off toupee *

Duo: WUUUUUFFFFFEEEEEIIIII!!!!

Wufei: What? I'm a very busy man!

Duo: What's so hard in being a magazine owner?

Wufei: ...Or racing skinny cars?

Trowa: Or being a doctor?

Heero: Or a lawyer???

Quatre: I'm HOOOOMMMMEEEE!!!!

Duo: * farts * I...HAVE...TO...GO..NOW!!!!

Twins: Can we go now daddy???

Heero: REEEELLLLLEEEEENNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Relena: Hmm?

Heero: The twins are ready!

Relena: Okay! * drives off *

Heero: Let's watch the news.

Reporter: And on the Sanc Kingdom highway, there was a freak accident with some strange woman who's dead now and if that wasn't enough, she plunges to her doom in the water below.

Heero: Oh no!!! I think that's Relena!

Trowa: * muttering * Yippee!

Reporter: And this just in. Twin girls are found in the red car and are now being adopted by these crazy people with lots of dogs. And now to Catherine Peacecraft for the * TV clicks off *

Heero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * takes deep breath * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Duo: This is what you get for hitting me! HI-YA!!!

Heero: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

Quatre: Baka!

This is my first fic with the G-boys.. Oh and the actual vomit is in chapter 2. Read and review!!

Ja ne. ^.~