Phil was ready. This was going to be his moment. He was standing outside the door to his boyfriend Dan's apartment. Tonight would be the night that Phil proposes to the love of his life. After about 2 minutes of self motivation, he knocked on Dan's door.

"Coming," said a voice from inside the apartment. The sound of footsteps grew closer to the door as Phil's heart raced. Dan opened to door and his face brightened immediately.

"Hi Phil! What are you doing here so late?" Dan asked his fellow Brit.

"Dan, I came here to talk to you about something. Can I come inside?" Phil replied. The butterflies in his stomach were going crazy. Dan nodded and gestured towards the inside of his apartment. As Phil entered, he could feel the tension increase within himself. Dan closed the door behind him as the two headed toward his living room. Phil took a seat on the couch and Dan sat next to him.

"So what do you want to talk about Phil?"

Phil got off the couch and dropped to one knee.

"You see Dan," Phil started. His plan was going smoothly so far. "You and I have been together for years and I think it's time to take it to the next level. I love you Dan. You give my life meaning."

Dan's eyes began to well up with tears of joy at his boyfriend's words. Phil reached into his pocket and took out a small ring.

"Dan Howell, will you marry m-"

BOOM

Suddenly a figure crashed through the wall of Dan's apartment and wrecked the living room. When the smoke cleared, the figure turned out to be something very strange. It was a man wearing a black cloak, but what made his appearance more strange was the dark, upside down pyramid that he had for a head. The part of the head that was his 'face' had a glowing purple dot.

"Good evening. I am the Voice Inside Your Head from SiIvagunner. My goal is to purify this world by purging it of all that is plaguing it. Lately I've been thinking 'Voice, why are you only trying to eradicate anime when there is so much more that needs to be fixed?' So I decided that fanfiction is my next venture. And when that idiotic Inspector kicked me out of my tower it gave me the opportunity to begin this new venture while Haltmann takes back control of the channel."

"Oi! What the hell do you think you're doing?" Phil shouted only to be shot in the leg by a laser beam.

"Be quiet you filthy cur I am speaking to the reader," said the Voice, not giving a crap that he just shot someone. "As I was saying, I have been looking around this website lately and I am appalled by the lack of SiIvagunner fanfiction. As of today, that is going to be fixed. The Age of High Quality Fanfics shall begin and its catalyst shall be the destruction of the garbage that is called Phan." The Voice turned to Dan and the now wounded Phil.

"Why are you doing this?" Dan said as he trembled in fear.

"The reason why I am doing this is the same reason why I have been eradicating all anime except Jojo's Bizarre Adventure," replied the Voice. "It's because you are cancer!"

The Voice then blasted both Dan and Phil with a laser beam, killing them both.

"Now then, perhaps it is time to take back control of my channel. But before I go dear reader, I must state that this is a call to arms for fans of Siivagunner to spread the gospel of High Quality Rips."

With that, the Voice faded away. Leaving behind the corpses of Dan and Phil.

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