Hello! This is my first story on ! I love this fandom and cherish the people still here and I also like writing so here's this.

Few notes first

1 - if you see a number in between these twins () there will be an explanation at the end notes

2 - I will translate all the languages at the end, no need to go out of your way to do stuff

3 - I don't really have a scheduled but I do have stuff in mind for this story. Suggestions are always welcome though!

4 - I don't own Hetalia. The manga, anime, and characters are not mine, they belong to Hidekaz Himaruya, an awesome creative person. Believe me, if I was owner of Hetalia I would make everything shipped so hard it would be as if everyone had a bit of France in them. Now onto the story

Ah, a G8(plus China, who was there in place of Canada who was actually there, South Italy, who was there as the cohost country, Spain, who let himself in, and Prussia, who was hiding and plotting under the table after sneaking in behind Spain) meeting, that thankfully Russia didn't attend! The place where the main characte- I mean more high ranked anthropomorphic representations of countries chat civilly with one and othe—

"YOU BLOODY FROG! WOULD YOU STOP GROPING ME FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE" England yelled at the top of his lungs.

"But Angleterre! I am la terre d'amour! I must show passion!" France said, drawing the 'passion' a bit.

"Ugh! I can't take you" England grumbled, annoyed.

Not all to far away, America was laughing at the interaction. He was laughing so hard he had broken the spinal cords of Canada who he was patting the back of unknowingly.

"Uh... America? You're...you're breaking my...uh...my bones" Canada said in his usual quiet voice while wincing at the pain

"Oh! Canadia, Bro! When did you get here?" America asked, laughter turning into stifled giggles to talk to his brother legibly. He had stopped slapping his back to grab a burger and start to munch on it, once again failing to be able to talk legibly.

"I've been here the whole time, eh..." Canada said sadly. He knew nobody noticed him a lot of the times but it never hurt to try.

"Oh sorry bro!" America said, not remembering seeing Canada at all but still apologizing.

Across the table was the resident hosts. There was North and South Italy, the actual country hosts, Spain, the sponsor country who paid for almost everything("Anything for mi pequeño tomate!"), then there was Germany, the only responsible one and the only one who could bring the countries back onto topic.

"ENOUGH" Germany screamed to the countries who instantly stopped what they were doing and went silent. "Now ve are going t-" but he never finished his sentence because he was interrupted by—

"Hah hah! I, the great AND powerful COUNTRY of Sealand says sorry for interrupting you, Germany(1), and that you should take this Jerk England!" Sealand jeered, waving a stick with a star on top, suspiciously looking like England's.

Nothing seemed to happen

England was about to yell at Sealand but he was already gone. Confused murmurs went out. The majority decided to ignore the weird feelings in their chest. All but America.

"Dude I don't feel so good!" America whined, his voice higher pitched than normal. There were agreement mumbling from those who felt it too, namely Germany, the Italy brothers, Canada, and Japan. It was at that moment all hell broke loose.

Sealand's Plan

Sealand really didn't like England. He left him, abandoned him, and wasn't even sorry! It was kinda in his blood to hold grudges and he really despised England at this point. His parents, Sweden and Finland, told him to follow his dreams and he dreamt of one thing(well maybe two if you counted his goal of becoming a recognized nation, which he was one step closer to) and that was ruining England's reputation! That's when his great idea came.

All he had to do was destroy his magic career!

He knew England loved his magic, destroying his Magic's reputation would destroy him!

He needed to steal Norway's spell book which wasn't all that hard seeing as he was staying at 'Uncle Norge's' house for the weekend. Norway was too busy making sure Denmark didn't get into trouble that he didn't notice Sealand sliding the book into his bag.

On the Monday after the weekend's end he looked in the spell book. There were a few wandless spells but there was one that caught his eye. It would make getting England's wand so much easier.

'Detrahet me in Anglia Baculum magicum!'

With a flash he had England's wand in his hand.

Now came the fun part.

Screams filled the room.

The countries that had bad feelings were gone and what replaced them were the small, chibi versions of them.

America and Canada had somehow made the time to huddle up in the corner, not yet noticing their 'parents.' They were frightened by the amount of unknown adults that certainly couldn't be part of their colonization. Their original clothing were lying on the ground near them but were not worn. Instead they were in matching white dresses with red bows. They were both wearing flower crowns in their country's colors and designs. Their glasses were missing too but Kumajiro, who was now the same size as Canada, was still there, nudging the twins softly in comfort.

The Axis, however, took in every second like it was the last. Holy Rome, Germany's Chibi(though the only one who actually knew this was Prussia)(2), was staring into Italy's eyes and Italy was staring right back, tears welling up at the sight. Japan had taken the camera that older him had for 'special(3)' reasons and was now trying to figure it out while speaking a weird mix of Old Japanese and Traditional Chinese. He had taken a few pictures of the floor, his fingers, and of course managed to snap a perfect picture of Holy Rome and Italy. Hungary would be proud. Italy was back in his maids dress and Holy Rome was in the black outfit he wore complete with the iconic hat of his. Japan was wearing the blue dress-like shirt he wore when China first found him, flowing sleeves and all. His baggy pants were a vanilla color and were hidden for the most part. In all of the action he didn't notice Romano, at all.

Romano was already pissed off at the fact he was in a pink dress, similar to his brother's green one, but the fact that nobody was listening to him put him over the edge. He started a long string of curses, both Italian, Spanish, and a bit of English ranging from "Estúpidos bastardos mejor escúchenme!" to "Ciao! Sono qui, coglioni! Apri i tuoi dannati occhi! So di essere breve ma che diavolo!" But it wasn't until Prussia sprang from under the table did Romano stop cursing and the adult countries started moving.

"Vest! Ze awesome Prussia- although there's no need for introductions- vould like to kno-" Prussia stopped, starting his brother in the eye, he was going to relay an awesome plan that he and Gilbird came up with "Vest? Vest vhat happened to hyu?" Prussia stammered out in an unawesome manner.

So there you go! You like it? I mean I think it was okay. Leave a review or something and let me know! Anyway time to explain the numbered things

(1) - I was looking up if I needed some kind of accent for Sealand's character(I just thought about Sealandish lol) and I found out that Micheal Bates says that Germany gave Sealand "recognition of existence" during some negotiations. I guess that made me make the choice of Sealand liking Germany for recognizing him.

(2) - Have I been watching too much 'bill wurtz?' No? K? Well history relates to Hetalia so forget schooling, I went to his videos for some inside info on some stuff I might have missed and along the way I heard this: "The Holy Roman Empire, it's actually Germany but don't worry about it" of course I kinda already knew this but it's just a conformation fact and I added it in because it's truuuue!

(3) - Yeah shamelessly putting in the Shipping duo references because we all know that they are the fandom.

Now for Translations! Note that most of this is translated by google translate and it isn't my fault if there's some mistakes. Sorry if there are though! ;-;

Note - I forgot to put in Latin first time around so here it is now

Latin

Detrahet me in Anglia Baculum magicum - Bring me England's wand

French

Angleterre - England

La terre d'amour - land of love

Spanish

Estúpidos bastardos mejor escúchenme! - You Stupid bastards better listen to me!

Italian

Ciao! Sono qui, coglioni! Apri i tuoi dannati occhi! So di essere breve ma che diavolo! - Hello! I'm here, assholes! Open your damned eyes! I know I'm short but what the hell!

Thanks for your time luvs 0J0

~HetaCutie