My name is Bayonetta, and today is my first day at Smash University! I have heard a lot of good things about the infamous school from some of my fellow video game friends and I was only mildly nervous.

As I walked up to the main building I saw many of my new classmates. I saw Link flirting with Zelda and her twin brother Sheik. I saw Shulk talking with Samus and Roy. This was my first time at the academy and I was determined to make a good impression. I walked up to Shulk's group and said,"Hello there. My name is Bayonetta and I am new here."

Shulk turned and immediately turned scarlet. "H-hello there," he managed to stammer. I could see he was shocked by my physical physique.

"If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mother," I remarked as he stared.

"You're the Umbra Witch, yes?" Samus asked.

"Why yes. I hadn't expected to have been recognized," I said,"Of course I know you, you are the Bounty Hunter Samus. I'd say you are the only person I know who is more apt at genocide then me."

"Thanks? Sorry for my friend Shulk's behavior, he is a sucker for hot ladies. And hot guys too."

HYAH!

I turned to see Link performing a spin attack before slipping last second. Sheik and Zelda laughed and Link just shrugged it off.

"That is the overly flirty, and rather attractive, Hero of Time Link. And those are Zelda and Sheik. They are twins but most people just assume they are the same person," Samus says to me,"Oh yeah! I don't think you have met Roy yet!"

I looked at the redhead and he just nodded at me. Samus explained,"He isn't very talkative because Japanese is his first language. He can understand somethings in English but he can't say much."

"Well it is a pleasure to meet you Roy," I say. He just nods in response.

BRRING! BRRING!

"Oh that's the bell! We better get to class," Samus said,"I have been going here since it was founded so I can show you around."

And then we headed into the halls of Smash University.