Tamagotchi

A crack fic. I was bored.

x x x Tamagotchi

Eiji was eating his bento, when he saw Fuji playing with something at his desk. 'Fuji! What are you doing?'

Fuji held up an egg-shaped toy with three buttons on it. 'My sister bought me these yesterday.'

Eiji looked at them curiously. 'What is it?'

'It's a Tamagotchi. Look. I'm supposed to feed it and play with it to keep it alive.' Fuji handed it over to Eiji, who looked at the small screen.

'Hey! It's named Tezuka!' Eiji stared at the black blob of pixels on the screen. It wasn't moving at all.

'Yup. Isn't he cute?' Fuji smiled and took it back. He then took more out of his bag.

'Fuji! How many did you buy? Can I play?'

'Sure.'

Eiji started sifting through the Tamagotchis, and found one that had an egg with two wings. 'Hey Fuji, what's wrong with this one?'

'Oh. That Tamagotchi?' Fuji glance at it. 'It's dead.'

Eiji pressed a random button, which brought up a screen with data on the Tamagotchi. '...Fuji. It's named Mizuki. It has zero hearts. And it's a girl.'

Fuji smiled widely.

Eiji put down the Tamagotchi and went back to his bento. x owari

Please review if you liked it xD Flames and criticism welcome - awinchan