This is not mine, Especially not Edward, thanks :D. Sadly Jacob and Carisle aren't either…*sigh*

Edward: This is the skin of a killer Bella!!!! You can't love me!! –throws arm over forehead and gives Bella the talk to the hand hand.*

Bella: Err….Ok??? I think I'll totally ignore that and go ahead and marry you!! *claps happily*

Edward: But I don't want to hurt you Bella! You're tearing my family apart!!!!!

Bella: But Edward…I'm only afraid of losing you! Please!

Edward: Gah! I'm such a sick masochistic lion!

Bella: And I'm a stupid effing lamb!!!!

Edward: Bella. I'M THE GREATEST PREDATOR EVER. YOU COULD OUT RUN ME OR FIGHT ME OFFF!!!!!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Bella: *Runs into Jacob's arms* Nooooooooo don't let him hurt me.

Jacob: Oh Bella, I would never let that happen! *phases and rips Edward to pieces*

Carlisle: Oh no! You killed my son! Meh…didn't like him anyway.

Tanya: OHHHH EDWARDDD!!!!!!! *starts tearing herself into pieces* T_T

Esme: Where the eff did she come from?

THE END!