This is not mine, Especially not Edward, thanks :D. Sadly Jacob and Carisle aren't either…*sigh*
Edward: This is the skin of a killer Bella!!!! You can't love me!! –throws arm over forehead and gives Bella the talk to the hand hand.*
Bella: Err….Ok??? I think I'll totally ignore that and go ahead and marry you!! *claps happily*
Edward: But I don't want to hurt you Bella! You're tearing my family apart!!!!!
Bella: But Edward…I'm only afraid of losing you! Please!
Edward: Gah! I'm such a sick masochistic lion!
Bella: And I'm a stupid effing lamb!!!!
Edward: Bella. I'M THE GREATEST PREDATOR EVER. YOU COULD OUT RUN ME OR FIGHT ME OFFF!!!!!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Bella: *Runs into Jacob's arms* Nooooooooo don't let him hurt me.
Jacob: Oh Bella, I would never let that happen! *phases and rips Edward to pieces*
Carlisle: Oh no! You killed my son! Meh…didn't like him anyway.
Tanya: OHHHH EDWARDDD!!!!!!! *starts tearing herself into pieces* T_T
Esme: Where the eff did she come from?
THE END!
