Written By: Amy Yu

On: November 28, 2000

Disclaimer

Disclaimer:I do not own Gundam Wing or any of it's characters(even though I wish that I do). Gundam Wing owns me and the Sotsu Agency and Sunrise own Gundam Wing.

Duo:Hey! No one owns Shinigami. This is unfair, but at least, I own someone too.

Heero:Baka. That's not what she meant.

This is 100% fanfic and therefore is 100% fiction. This story features the five Gundam Pilots, Heero (Spandex Boy)

Heero:I don't like being called Spandex Boy.*Glare* The name's Heero Yuy.

Duo:Haha. She called you Spandex Boy.

Heero:Omae o korosu, Maxwell.*Glare*

Duo:Stop glaring so much. Ya know, if you keep glaring at everyone, some day your face is going to get stuck that way.

Heero:Good. If that happens, I won't have to try so hard to look threatening.

Duo:Alrighty then...

Duo (The All Mighty Braided One)

Duo:Cool. She called me All Mighty.

Trowa ( Silent Clown Guy That Does Triple Flip Thingies)

Trowa:They are not called Triple Flip Thingies. They are Triple summersaults.

Quatre (The Blond Kid With The Pink Shirt)

Quatre:My shirt is not pink. It's blush.*Pouts*

Duo:Same diff. Either way, it's a girlly colour.

Trowa:Damere, Duo. That's quite enough. If you don't stop insulting Quatre, I'll insult your braid.

Duo:Fine. I'll stop. Just leave the braid out of this.

And last but not least, Wufei (Justice Boy)

Wufei:This is injust. It is not right to call me Justice Boy. Injustice you weakling.

Duo:You just mentioned injustice three times. I guess she had a reason to call you Justice Boy, or should I say, Injustice Boy.

Wufei:You dishonour me, Maxwell.

Duo:Sheesh. Don't get so worked up over nothing, Wuffie.

Wufei:How many times have I told you not to call me Wuffie. I am insulted. How dare you mock my name.*Slowly approaches Duo, ready to go in for the kill. A Heero-like death glare in his eyes*

Quatre:Now guys, stop this nonsense. Don't do anything that you'll regret.

Wufei:I'm not going to regret killing the "NOT so all mighty braided one". Actually, I'm going to enjoy this.

Quatre:I said Stop!!!*Everyone turns to Quatre, suprised by his sudden and very loud outburst* We shouldn't be fighting at all.

Wufei:Alright, I'll stop, but only because we need to get on with the disclaimer. However, as soon as it's over, you better watch your back, Maxwell.

Now that they finally stopped fighting, I can continue.

This fanfic contains yaoi, so if you are offended by it, you may not want to continue.

Duo:Oi, Heero. Give me a hug.

Heero:Iie, Duo.

Duo:Well, we have to do something that implies yaoi.

Heero:I said IIE!!! Now back off. *Glare*

Duo:Come on, Lover Boy. Just one little hug.

Heero:I don't wanna. Stay away from me, Maxwell. AAAHHHHH!!!!!! *Runs off so fast that it MUST have made a new land speed record*

Duo:Wow, that was interesting.*Sweatdrop*

Hn. That was unexpected. Then again maybe this fanfic won't contain yaoi...

Quatre:Wait a minute. Don't Trowa and I get a go at this yaoi thing??

Trowa:Shush Quatre. Some people don't like reading about us getting involved in yaoi activities. Besides...isn't it more exciting if it's a secret.

Quatre:Good point. Hey, Trowa, let's go have some "fun".

Hn. That was...well...that was really, really wierd.

Forget the yaoi content of this fanfic. Let's get on with the other stuff.

I will gladly accept any constructive criticism,...

Duo:Yeah right. "Constructive criticism". It's more likely that she'll recieve "destructive criticism".

Heero:Kisama, just let her finish.

As I was saying, I will gladly accept any constructive criticism, but any flames will be thrown right back in your face.

Wufei:Oooo. I'll get to play with fire and I get to scare people by throwing it at them. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Sorry, I got carried away with the evil laugh thing.

Now that the disclaimer is finally finished, no thanks to the Gundam Pilots who kept on interrupting me, here's the story.

Duo:Wow, that was one looong disclaimer.

Heero:What are you complaining about? You were the one who wouldn't shut up.

Duo:At least, I'm not anti-social like someone that we know.

Heero:Damere.*Glare*

Wufei:At last, I can finally get that baka, Maxwell, back for insulting me.*Evil grin*

Duo:Whoa. Wufei, calm down.

Wufei:You have insulted my name and therefore, you have insulted my family. This is unforgivable. You must pay for your mistake.

Duo:Now, now. Don't do anything rash.*Slowly backing away*

Wufei:I will show no mercy.

Duo:Somebody, anybody, HELP!!!!*Runs away as if his life depended on it...well, his life did depend on it*

Quatre:Wufei?? Were you really going to attack Duo???

Wufei:Of course not. I just wanted to see him squirm.*Evil grin*

Quatre: That was mean.

Wufei:Yeah, but man was it fun.

Heero, Trowa and Quatre:*Sweatdrop*

Trowa:That was...well...um...interesting to watch and all, but now, there's no time left for the fanfic.

Heero:Hn. Too bad. Well I guess I better go find Duo before he does something stupid...again.

Quatre:I better go too. I promised about a dozen of my sisters that I'll visit them, so I better get started if I want to finish while I'm still young.

Trowa:I need to get back to the circus. It's my turn to take the lion out for a walk, but I guess it's always my turn since the lion has a habit of trying to eat anyone else that goes near him. Ja ne.

Heero and Quatre:Ja ne.