Written By: Amy Yu
On: November 28, 2000
Disclaimer
Disclaimer:I do not own Gundam Wing or any of it's characters(even though I wish that I do). Gundam Wing owns me and the Sotsu Agency and Sunrise own Gundam Wing.
Duo:Hey! No one owns Shinigami. This is unfair, but at least, I own someone too.
Heero:Baka. That's not what she meant.
This is 100% fanfic and therefore is 100% fiction. This story features the five Gundam Pilots, Heero (Spandex Boy)
Heero:I don't like being called Spandex Boy.*Glare* The name's Heero Yuy.
Duo:Haha. She called you Spandex Boy.
Heero:Omae o korosu, Maxwell.*Glare*
Duo:Stop glaring so much. Ya know, if you keep glaring at everyone, some day your face is going to get stuck that way.
Heero:Good. If that happens, I won't have to try so hard to look threatening.
Duo:Alrighty then...
Duo (The All Mighty Braided One)
Duo:Cool. She called me All Mighty.
Trowa ( Silent Clown Guy That Does Triple Flip Thingies)
Trowa:They are not called Triple Flip Thingies. They are Triple summersaults.
Quatre (The Blond Kid With The Pink Shirt)
Quatre:My shirt is not pink. It's blush.*Pouts*
Duo:Same diff. Either way, it's a girlly colour.
Trowa:Damere, Duo. That's quite enough. If you don't stop insulting Quatre, I'll insult your braid.
Duo:Fine. I'll stop. Just leave the braid out of this.
And last but not least, Wufei (Justice Boy)
Wufei:This is injust. It is not right to call me Justice Boy. Injustice you weakling.
Duo:You just mentioned injustice three times. I guess she had a reason to call you Justice Boy, or should I say, Injustice Boy.
Wufei:You dishonour me, Maxwell.
Duo:Sheesh. Don't get so worked up over nothing, Wuffie.
Wufei:How many times have I told you not to call me Wuffie. I am insulted. How dare you mock my name.*Slowly approaches Duo, ready to go in for the kill. A Heero-like death glare in his eyes*
Quatre:Now guys, stop this nonsense. Don't do anything that you'll regret.
Wufei:I'm not going to regret killing the "NOT so all mighty braided one". Actually, I'm going to enjoy this.
Quatre:I said Stop!!!*Everyone turns to Quatre, suprised by his sudden and very loud outburst* We shouldn't be fighting at all.
Wufei:Alright, I'll stop, but only because we need to get on with the disclaimer. However, as soon as it's over, you better watch your back, Maxwell.
Now that they finally stopped fighting, I can continue.
This fanfic contains yaoi, so if you are offended by it, you may not want to continue.
Duo:Oi, Heero. Give me a hug.
Heero:Iie, Duo.
Duo:Well, we have to do something that implies yaoi.
Heero:I said IIE!!! Now back off. *Glare*
Duo:Come on, Lover Boy. Just one little hug.
Heero:I don't wanna. Stay away from me, Maxwell. AAAHHHHH!!!!!! *Runs off so fast that it MUST have made a new land speed record*
Duo:Wow, that was interesting.*Sweatdrop*
Hn. That was unexpected. Then again maybe this fanfic won't contain yaoi...
Quatre:Wait a minute. Don't Trowa and I get a go at this yaoi thing??
Trowa:Shush Quatre. Some people don't like reading about us getting involved in yaoi activities. Besides...isn't it more exciting if it's a secret.
Quatre:Good point. Hey, Trowa, let's go have some "fun".
Hn. That was...well...that was really, really wierd.
Forget the yaoi content of this fanfic. Let's get on with the other stuff.
I will gladly accept any constructive criticism,...
Duo:Yeah right. "Constructive criticism". It's more likely that she'll recieve "destructive criticism".
Heero:Kisama, just let her finish.
As I was saying, I will gladly accept any constructive criticism, but any flames will be thrown right back in your face.
Wufei:Oooo. I'll get to play with fire and I get to scare people by throwing it at them. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Sorry, I got carried away with the evil laugh thing.
Now that the disclaimer is finally finished, no thanks to the Gundam Pilots who kept on interrupting me, here's the story.
Duo:Wow, that was one looong disclaimer.
Heero:What are you complaining about? You were the one who wouldn't shut up.
Duo:At least, I'm not anti-social like someone that we know.
Heero:Damere.*Glare*
Wufei:At last, I can finally get that baka, Maxwell, back for insulting me.*Evil grin*
Duo:Whoa. Wufei, calm down.
Wufei:You have insulted my name and therefore, you have insulted my family. This is unforgivable. You must pay for your mistake.
Duo:Now, now. Don't do anything rash.*Slowly backing away*
Wufei:I will show no mercy.
Duo:Somebody, anybody, HELP!!!!*Runs away as if his life depended on it...well, his life did depend on it*
Quatre:Wufei?? Were you really going to attack Duo???
Wufei:Of course not. I just wanted to see him squirm.*Evil grin*
Quatre: That was mean.
Wufei:Yeah, but man was it fun.
Heero, Trowa and Quatre:*Sweatdrop*
Trowa:That was...well...um...interesting to watch and all, but now, there's no time left for the fanfic.
Heero:Hn. Too bad. Well I guess I better go find Duo before he does something stupid...again.
Quatre:I better go too. I promised about a dozen of my sisters that I'll visit them, so I better get started if I want to finish while I'm still young.
Trowa:I need to get back to the circus. It's my turn to take the lion out for a walk, but I guess it's always my turn since the lion has a habit of trying to eat anyone else that goes near him. Ja ne.
Heero and Quatre:Ja ne.
On: November 28, 2000
Disclaimer
Disclaimer:I do not own Gundam Wing or any of it's characters(even though I wish that I do). Gundam Wing owns me and the Sotsu Agency and Sunrise own Gundam Wing.
Duo:Hey! No one owns Shinigami. This is unfair, but at least, I own someone too.
Heero:Baka. That's not what she meant.
This is 100% fanfic and therefore is 100% fiction. This story features the five Gundam Pilots, Heero (Spandex Boy)
Heero:I don't like being called Spandex Boy.*Glare* The name's Heero Yuy.
Duo:Haha. She called you Spandex Boy.
Heero:Omae o korosu, Maxwell.*Glare*
Duo:Stop glaring so much. Ya know, if you keep glaring at everyone, some day your face is going to get stuck that way.
Heero:Good. If that happens, I won't have to try so hard to look threatening.
Duo:Alrighty then...
Duo (The All Mighty Braided One)
Duo:Cool. She called me All Mighty.
Trowa ( Silent Clown Guy That Does Triple Flip Thingies)
Trowa:They are not called Triple Flip Thingies. They are Triple summersaults.
Quatre (The Blond Kid With The Pink Shirt)
Quatre:My shirt is not pink. It's blush.*Pouts*
Duo:Same diff. Either way, it's a girlly colour.
Trowa:Damere, Duo. That's quite enough. If you don't stop insulting Quatre, I'll insult your braid.
Duo:Fine. I'll stop. Just leave the braid out of this.
And last but not least, Wufei (Justice Boy)
Wufei:This is injust. It is not right to call me Justice Boy. Injustice you weakling.
Duo:You just mentioned injustice three times. I guess she had a reason to call you Justice Boy, or should I say, Injustice Boy.
Wufei:You dishonour me, Maxwell.
Duo:Sheesh. Don't get so worked up over nothing, Wuffie.
Wufei:How many times have I told you not to call me Wuffie. I am insulted. How dare you mock my name.*Slowly approaches Duo, ready to go in for the kill. A Heero-like death glare in his eyes*
Quatre:Now guys, stop this nonsense. Don't do anything that you'll regret.
Wufei:I'm not going to regret killing the "NOT so all mighty braided one". Actually, I'm going to enjoy this.
Quatre:I said Stop!!!*Everyone turns to Quatre, suprised by his sudden and very loud outburst* We shouldn't be fighting at all.
Wufei:Alright, I'll stop, but only because we need to get on with the disclaimer. However, as soon as it's over, you better watch your back, Maxwell.
Now that they finally stopped fighting, I can continue.
This fanfic contains yaoi, so if you are offended by it, you may not want to continue.
Duo:Oi, Heero. Give me a hug.
Heero:Iie, Duo.
Duo:Well, we have to do something that implies yaoi.
Heero:I said IIE!!! Now back off. *Glare*
Duo:Come on, Lover Boy. Just one little hug.
Heero:I don't wanna. Stay away from me, Maxwell. AAAHHHHH!!!!!! *Runs off so fast that it MUST have made a new land speed record*
Duo:Wow, that was interesting.*Sweatdrop*
Hn. That was unexpected. Then again maybe this fanfic won't contain yaoi...
Quatre:Wait a minute. Don't Trowa and I get a go at this yaoi thing??
Trowa:Shush Quatre. Some people don't like reading about us getting involved in yaoi activities. Besides...isn't it more exciting if it's a secret.
Quatre:Good point. Hey, Trowa, let's go have some "fun".
Hn. That was...well...that was really, really wierd.
Forget the yaoi content of this fanfic. Let's get on with the other stuff.
I will gladly accept any constructive criticism,...
Duo:Yeah right. "Constructive criticism". It's more likely that she'll recieve "destructive criticism".
Heero:Kisama, just let her finish.
As I was saying, I will gladly accept any constructive criticism, but any flames will be thrown right back in your face.
Wufei:Oooo. I'll get to play with fire and I get to scare people by throwing it at them. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Sorry, I got carried away with the evil laugh thing.
Now that the disclaimer is finally finished, no thanks to the Gundam Pilots who kept on interrupting me, here's the story.
Duo:Wow, that was one looong disclaimer.
Heero:What are you complaining about? You were the one who wouldn't shut up.
Duo:At least, I'm not anti-social like someone that we know.
Heero:Damere.*Glare*
Wufei:At last, I can finally get that baka, Maxwell, back for insulting me.*Evil grin*
Duo:Whoa. Wufei, calm down.
Wufei:You have insulted my name and therefore, you have insulted my family. This is unforgivable. You must pay for your mistake.
Duo:Now, now. Don't do anything rash.*Slowly backing away*
Wufei:I will show no mercy.
Duo:Somebody, anybody, HELP!!!!*Runs away as if his life depended on it...well, his life did depend on it*
Quatre:Wufei?? Were you really going to attack Duo???
Wufei:Of course not. I just wanted to see him squirm.*Evil grin*
Quatre: That was mean.
Wufei:Yeah, but man was it fun.
Heero, Trowa and Quatre:*Sweatdrop*
Trowa:That was...well...um...interesting to watch and all, but now, there's no time left for the fanfic.
Heero:Hn. Too bad. Well I guess I better go find Duo before he does something stupid...again.
Quatre:I better go too. I promised about a dozen of my sisters that I'll visit them, so I better get started if I want to finish while I'm still young.
Trowa:I need to get back to the circus. It's my turn to take the lion out for a walk, but I guess it's always my turn since the lion has a habit of trying to eat anyone else that goes near him. Ja ne.
Heero and Quatre:Ja ne.
