Light-kun, yesterday a large fire broke out in a prison and have a guess at what effect it had on the public...death! I think that Kira was involved ~L

What are you trying to achieve? You know that Kira kills using heart attacks and anyway, innocent people died. This would be an insult to what Kira stands for ~Light

Well you would know all about it Light-kun, wouldn't you? ~L

For the LAST time I am not Kira! ~Light

So...if I say that you're Kira now, you will not deny it? ~L

...I...Screw you! ~Light

I don't think Misa Misa would approve ~L

Like I care what Misa Misa thinks ~Light

According to what you two keep insisting, the two of you are a couple, so I would guess you would care about her opinion...Unless you DO want to end it with her ;) ~L

I've already told you, it's completely one-sided ~Light

Then why put up with her? ~L

...Because she's hot? ~Light

Light-kun, you are a very intelligent man, I am having difficulties believing you would be with someone for such a shallow reasoning ~L

Well you should believe it, because that's why...no other reason involved ~Light

Are you sure about that? ~L

Completely ~Light

Hmm...if it weren't for the fact that you're Kira, the murderer that cannot be trusted, I would believe you...with difficulties...but since you are in fact Kira, I don't believe you at all ~L

Look, must we go through this everyday? It's beginning to get very tedious. I am not Kira so just give it up! And okay I get it...so...threesome? ;) ~Light

Light-kun, as tempting as that sounds, I don't like to share. In fact I am a really selfish person...In which case, in order to have intercourse with me, you will have to abandon Misa Amane, as it would not be fair on her... and don't worry, I would have the cameras removed for the time ~L

Tempting huh? I don't blame you, I mean, look at me. Also, removing the cameras? You seem a bit reckless all of a sudden ~Light

Reckless? Hmm maybe but I don't think your father would approve of the scenes and positions I would put you in ~L

Sounds interesting...no I wouldn't like my father to see that. Right, I'll get rid of Misa ~Light

Yeah, you do that, and I will get cake ~L

Why don't you bring it with you? ~Light

I was going to bring it, so I can smear it across you, every bit of your body so that then I can lick it off you...slowely...feed it to you ~L

...Give me ten miniuts ~Light

I'll be waiting ~L