The black widow
Walking from class Ron runs down staircase, Hermione with him. Ron was not looking where he was going finds a painting.
Ron: Guys! I found a fat lady in a painting I never seen before.
Ron: she looks squished
Hermione: what panting
Harry: let's go check it out
Go down the stairs
Hermione: whoa! A fat Lady is being squished by a fat squirrel!
Harry: her face looks like an I pad!
Ron: wait guys
Hermione: I'm not a guy Ron!
Ron: whatever, there's a little crack here
Harry: I know right her pants are way to low!
Ron: no I mean on the wall it looks like a door
Harry: try to open it then!
Ron: open sesame!
Harry: that's not going to work Ron
Hermione: open you stupid door
(Door opens)
Harry: well then.
Ron: let's go in then
