The black widow

Walking from class Ron runs down staircase, Hermione with him. Ron was not looking where he was going finds a painting.

Ron: Guys! I found a fat lady in a painting I never seen before.

Ron: she looks squished

Hermione: what panting

Harry: let's go check it out

Go down the stairs

Hermione: whoa! A fat Lady is being squished by a fat squirrel!

Harry: her face looks like an I pad!

Ron: wait guys

Hermione: I'm not a guy Ron!

Ron: whatever, there's a little crack here

Harry: I know right her pants are way to low!

Ron: no I mean on the wall it looks like a door

Harry: try to open it then!

Ron: open sesame!

Harry: that's not going to work Ron

Hermione: open you stupid door

(Door opens)

Harry: well then.

Ron: let's go in then