Mario in Equestria

Prologue- The Stupid Argument

Mario's POV

Um… Hi. It is me, 'Mario' the Sonic Plush, an unemployed cartoon character who decides to review and rant about things because I couldn't get a job as an actual star of my own cartoon series, so I decide to watch stuff on TV and YouTube, or encounter real life issues that a little Sonic the Hedgehog doll has to deal with, like crappy school and I would usually post rants or reviews or salutes, or my thoughts segements every once a week or something on YouTube, with the help of my creator, idk my creator Ryan didn't make me hark on something recently cause YouTube is not working on the computer he "animates" me with, IDK. So one day, I was minding my own freaking business, making a rant like usual, on a certain crappy TV show that I really hate so much called Teen Titans Go, until suddenly, Anti-Mario showed up for no apparent reason and started interrupting my rant. "MARIO! HOW DARE YOU MAKE A RANT ON TEEN TITIANS GO, ITS DA BEST SHOW EVAR! WOW, MARIO, YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN GOOD CARTOONS!" Screamed Anti-Mario, disrespecting my opinion as usual. "Wow, just wow, Anti-Mario! You literally just freaking crossed the line there. You don't have to hate Teen Titians Go but can you at least please respect my opinions just once, Anti-Mario! You are literally making me look stupid and that shows how much of an ignorant troll you are. Look, I don't mind it if you love Teen Titians Go or Toddler Titians No, just please respect my opinion on that show, and just learn to accept that I hate Teen Titians Go and I prefer the original Teen Titians, Ok?" I taunted, wanting to teach him a lesson. "NO! I DON'T CARE! YOU ARE A FREAKING NINTENIES KID AND A NOSTAGLIA TARD CAUSE YOU FREAKING HATE EVERYTHING THESE DATS AND YOU NEED TO LOVE TEEN TITANS GO, OR ELSE I WILL MURDER YOU, MARIO!" Screamed Anti-Mario, being the ignorant troll he freaking is. "Hey, I can hate on whatever I want, you can't force me to like your favorite shows like Teen Titans Go and force me to hate Sonic the Hedgehog! Besides, I don't hate everything these days. You know what, go see my two positive reviews on Star VS The Forces of Evil and that pretty much proves that I like some stuff from this decade, the 2010s, and I kind of looking forward to see what's over the horizon for the 2020's. So you shut up. I get it. I used to be a 90s kids and too overly nostalgic with these stupid nostalgia glasses in 2011 but that was four years ago and I have moved on since then. In fact, go watch my rant on 90s Kids and that will give you an idea, Anti-Mario or Mister-Ignorant-Troll-I- Disrespect opinions-on- my favorite shows" I said trying to criticize Anti-Mario's actions. "Look, I will admit, you are a good reviewer, but unfortunately I'm the one that people like the most because I'm not a 90s Kid like you" Said Anti-Mario bragging to me. "That's a bunch of bullcrap! Biggest lie ever! Can you possibly beat me at ranting and saluting? Probably never! I do it better then you ever will, and if you disrespect our opinions on the shows we hate again, your sorry ass excuse of a person is going to get a very harsh punishment that you will never forget. Geez, no wonder why you always got held back to kindergarten and first grade. You sound like a winey 46 year old adult who never graduated from school and suffering from mental dumbness" I said, taunting Anti-Mario back. "I DID NOT GET HELD BACK TO KINDERGARTEN AND FIRST GRADE, NOT EVEN ONCE! I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, ALREADY GRADUATED EIGTH GRADE, AND I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL JUST LIKE YOU DUMBASS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUR? MARIO, HUR?" Screamed Anti-Mario , threating me with his bullcrap lies. "Oh, than how come it says on your eighth grade report card and even both on your eighth grade report card and second grade yearbook that you got held back and nobody wanted to be around you in school because you bullied them and disrespected their opinions" I said, showing Anti-Mario his 8th grade report card & his 2nd grade yearbook for proof. "Oh yeah, wait a second, did I really do these things in school, stupid Mario?" Asked Anti-Mario. "Yes you did! And you never accomplished anything in your life with your ignorant. cruel, mean, violent, and nasty actions, and being rude to me and my friends, and everyone else shows how stupid you actually are!" I said growling angrily at him. "Well I'm sorry for my actions here, didn't mean it!" said Anti-Mario, lying to me. "No, you are not sorry! It doesn't change the fact that you are an ignorant troll and a bully, you are stu-" I said before I got cut off by a warp portal. For some stupid reason, me and Anti-Mario disappeared and vanished into a big white light, somehow transferring us to probably another dimension. Before I know it, I was in a place that looked sort of familiar, like it was from an actual cartoon or something. Before I knew it, some talking purple female pony with a beautiful pink and dark bluish purple woke me up, smiled and greeted me with joy. I know who it is. It is Twilight Sparkle. Before I knew it, I was in Equestria, the place where the cartoon My Little Pony Friendship is Magic took place. But wait? This ain't real? MLPFIM is just a cartoon made by Hasbro and Twilight Sparkle is just a cartoon character who doesn't exist? Wait? This can't be a weird dream? This has to be real! , but this can't be real either, it's just a awkward weird dream, because it's just a cartoon and not in reality. But what if this is real? Am I really there or not?, I thought to myself. "Hi little earthling, who are you? I have never seen you before or any citizen from the planet earth before?" Said Twilight Sparkle, surprised to see me.