A/N: Hit a bit of a wall with the latest chapter of the Winter Soldier fic, so I thought maybe focusing on something else for a little while might help.
Disclaimer: Disney owns Frozen n' Marvel
- Mark I -
When Kristoff arrives at the mansion, K.A.I. is kind enough to let him in. Only after a retinal scan and a voice match, though.
"Thank you, Lieutenant Colonel Bjorgman." The AI intones. Kristoff never knows how to deal with the omnipresent butler, so he just sort of nods and heads inside, making a beeline for the spiral staircase that leads to the basement lab. Not that Anna calls it a lab. 'Garage' is the term Anna uses, because, well. Cars. Cars go in garages, right? And she's so not a scientist, come on, Elsa's the brains in the family.
(Says the genius inventor.)
He punches in the code—Anna gave it to him very recently, so he doesn't have to rely on K.A.I. anymore—and he finds himself in the middle of a very messy garage-lab. Lab-garage. (There are, in fact, cars. Just as Anna said.) But in addition to the cars, metal shelving lines the walls, equipment stored haphazardly in boxes, some of them overflowing with instruments Kristoff doesn't readily recognize. All he can tell is that there's metal. Lots and lots of metal. Scraps of it in various shapes and sizes litter the floor, wires snake every which way, a variety of tools rest on every available surface.
At the center of the chaos, Anna sits on what looks like a souped-up dentist's chair. Her small frame is dwarfed by beeping monitors and towering toolboxes.
"Uh…hey." Kristoff waves, brow furrowing with confusion. When Anna called him, asking for help on a project, this…wasn't exactly what he expected.
"Christopher!" She exclaims, expression brightening, though she looks a little clammy, actually. Like she's got the flu, or something. "You came!"
"It's Kristoff," he offhandedly corrects her, eyes drawn to the faint blue glow beneath her shirt. "But, um. Yeah. I came—sounded like you…really needed help."
"Yeah, that's—well. I mean, I was gonna handle this myself, but, um, that's not—it's not an option? And—" she stops talking and eyes his hands. "Mmmm. This might not work."
"What might not wor-whaaaat are you doing?!"he demands as she tugs off her shirt. He spins, face suddenly bright red.
"Oh, calm down, will ya? Yeesh, you'd think you'd never seen a bra before." Kristoff remains facing the wall, back ramrod straight and shoulder stiff. "Look, it's like a…a medical thing. Okay?"
"What—what kind of a medical thing?" Kristoff stammers out, still not entirely over his small heart attack.
"This…thing. In my chest, it's basically a magnet that keeps the—could you turn around? It'll be easier to explain if I can point to stuff."
"…"
"Please, Christopher."
"Kristoff." He grumbles, begrudgingly turning to face her. He immediately realizes he's overreacted; she's plenty covered. Still. This whole thing is weird and awkward and he's sure his face is bright red.
"Right, sorry," she hastily responds, and it sounds like something of a dismissal, but her expression is one of genuine apology. "Okay. Let's start over." She takes a deep breath, or tries to, anyway. It's pretty shallow, from what Kristoff can tell. "See this? This is the thing that's pretty much keeping me alive. I got hit with some shrapnel while I was over there and it's kinda stuck, like, it can't be removed, or anything, and if it gets too close to my heart, it's kind of lights out for me—no, wait, not 'kind of,' it's completely lights out, you can't kind of be dead—well, I guess you could be?"
"Uhhh…"
"Right, sorry. Basically? It helps me be…not dead. Buuuuuut now it's kinda fried." She holds up her hand, showing off another glowing device that looks pretty much the same, albeit slightly brighter. "This is a brand new…thing…and it's gonna keep me alive for the foreseeable future so this is your standard swap operation."
Kristoff nods, but he's not liking where this is going.
"Just a tiny snag," Anna continues. She settles back against the chair, looking a little frustrated. "I can't do it myself."
Kristoff blinks.
"Why not?"
"You kind of have to be able to see down there for this, and I can't quite tilt my head far enough—" she attempts to demonstrate, "—see? Can't…quite get a good angle—"
"So you want me to do it." Kristoff interrupts.
"Yep." Anna doesn't seem to mind him cutting her off. She just smiles and nods.
"…Is it safe?" he questions.
It takes her a second to answer. "…Yeah."
"You hesitated."
"It'll be fine!" she insists. "I'll talk you through it. It'll be like that game! You know, with the guy, and the buzzer…?"
"Operation?"
"Yes. That one. Exactly like that. Except, you know, uh…don't let that exposed wire down there touch the socket wall."
"Wait, what?"
"Nothing, nothing! Here, I'll get you started." And before Kristoff has a chance to agree to this crazy plan, Anna yanks out the device and tosses it over onto a nearby workbench. It clatters noisily against the metal surface. He jumps at the sound.
Now, there's a gaping hole in Anna's chest.
He feels ill.
"I'm…I'm not qualified to do this," he tells her, lip curling in both fear and disgust—is that mucus down there? And what the heck is that smell?!
"Kristoff."
He blinks. Her tone is even, serious. He's never heard her talk like that before. Or get his name right, for that matter.
"I really—I need your help, okay? And I trust you. Like, one hundred percent." She pauses for a moment, and then, "I called you."
Kristoff doesn't know what to say. It seems…immense. What Anna's just told him. Bigger and more important than anything anyone has ever said to him.
But that's ridiculous, right? He barely knows her. And this isn't a big deal, really. Just…swapping out a magnet keeping the deadly bits of shrapnel away from her heart. Yeah. No biggie.
So he just shakes his head and steps closer. "Even though I'm not a trained medical professional?" he defaults to unaffected sarcasm, because maybe that will mask his fear. (And all these weird feelings he's having.)
Anna laughs weakly. "Yeah. Not even us billionaires can convince doctors to make house calls."
Once he's close enough, and has a good view of the exposed—he's actually not sure what he's looking at, and he probably is better off not knowing—whatever it is, Anna starts giving directions.
"Okay, see that wire there?"
"Yeah."
"Carefully grab it and carefully pull it out. Carefully."
"Carefully. Right. Got it." He moves to do as he's told, but a weary glance from Anna stops him. "What?" he hasn't done anything yet, and she's looking at him like he's already made a mistake.
"Nothing, nothing…just…big hands." She murmurs.
Kristoff stares at her.
"Well, yeah. Thought we already established that."
"No, I know, just," she stares at them for another second or two. "…I'm sure it'll be fine." It doesn't sound like she's sure. "Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt. Go ahead."
"Are you su—"
"Yeah—yes. Go for it."
Kristoff sighs, and once again moves to get the wire. Slowly, very slowly, he reaches into the opening, not liking the audible squelching noises that follow, nor the unpleasant dampness that brushes his knuckles.
"Oh God—is that pus?"
"That's not pus," Anna explains in an affronted voice. "It's just discharge."
"Oh. Of course. Just discharge."
"From the thing! Not from me." She still sounds offended.
"Is the smell from the thing too?"
"You're one to talk."
He finally feels the end of the wire. He grabs it, and waits for Anna's next set of instructions. She tells him to pull it out (adding in two or three more 'carefuls' than is strictly necessary) and he does, only to have a sharp buzzing sound fill the room, along with a sudden yelp from Anna, and a flurry of beeps from the heart monitor.
"What did I do?! What did I do?!" Kristoff asks, frozen in place.
"I said carefully." Anna wheezes. "Just—pull it out. But don't—" Kristoff yanks on the wire, "—pull it out all the way."
"What?!" Now the heart monitor is going crazy, and Kristoff's got this goopy thing dangling from his grip, and Anna's not looking too good. "I thought you said this was safe!"
"Calm down, it's fine, I'm just going into cardiac arrest," Anna waves off his concern. Kristoff's eyes bulge slightly. "So we, uh, better speed this up." She hands him the new device, practically dumping it into his hand. "See the end of the wire? That goes in the baseplate."
"It goes in the what?"
"The base—down there!" Anna points to the hole. "Very bottom. Like a USB port. Only, you know, not."
"Right." Kristoff says through clenched teeth. He carefully (as per Anna's nine-hundredth insistence) lowers the wire back into the goop, wincing once more at the squishing noise, and plugs the connector into the baseplate. There's a faint sound of metal on metal, followed by another buzz, and for a moment, Kristoff worries he's messed up again.
But Anna inhales sharply, and the heart monitors steady. The device glows brightly as she fits it back in place.
"Ha-HA!" She laughs loudly, admiring their handy work. "See? Knew you could do it!"
"That makes one of us," he mutters as he attempts to wipe the slime from his hand. All he does is smear it around on his other hand, which is very unpleasant. Anna notices and immediately jumps up from her seat, apparently not remembering that she's still hooked up to the machines. She hastily tugs off the various wires and stumbles over to a workbench, groping for a towel.
"Ah, here!" she grabs a spare rag and hands it over. He gratefully accepts, and begins toweling off the goo. As he does so, Anna busies herself by looking for something—Kristoff isn't sure what—until her gaze settles on a slightly grease-stained sweatshirt, draped across a desk lamp. She pulls it on, the light grey fabric covering up the magnet just below her collar bone, but the unnatural blue shines through.
"So," she says, once she's got herself mostly put back together. There's still a few strands of hair that have escaped from her braids; she tucks them behind her ear. "Thank you. For that."
"Uh, yeah. Sure thing." He tries to play it off all cool and collected, like it wasn't the most harrowing thing he's done recently (and he's an air force pilot for Pete's sake) but he's sure his sweaty brow and flushed face are a dead giveaway. "Just, do me a favor? Don't ever ask me to do that again."
Anna shrugs, and the words are out of her mouth before she can think to stop them. "I don't have anyone else to ask."
And it takes both of them a minute to realize what's been said; Kristoff stares blankly, confused and alarmed. Anna goes from surprised at her own admission, to guilty, to resigned within the span of seconds.
And though she silently prays that he won't ask the next logical question, he does. Because of course he has to ask it; she would, if she were in his position.
"But…your sister…?"
Anna picks up a stray bit of hardware and absently fiddles with it; she has no clue what it is or what she's doing, but it's easier to look at the piece of metal in her hand than it is to look at him.
"Well…" she starts. "Elsa hasn't…really talked to me much. Since the whole…'ordeal.'" Kristoff can only assume she means Afghanistan.
"She's…been busy? With the company?" he asks.
"Technically, yeah." Anna knows Elsa's been swamped, trying to deal with the fallout of Anna's little announcement, as well as keep Westerguard happy and out of their hair. "But I don't think that's it, really." She sets the hardware back down on the workbench. This is the most she's said to anyone about her hunch regarding Elsa's real reason for avoiding her.
And Kristoff is inclined to agree that the company isn't the reason, for all his apparent ignorance on the topic. He was here, with Elsa, while Anna was…not. He saw what Anna's capture did to the elder Arendelle—had seen a variation of it in soldiers who returned, feeling like it should have been them.
But he figures it isn't his place to talk about that sort of thing. That's something for the two of them to work out.
"Guess that means I'm stuck as your primary medical contact, huh?" he decides to redirect what has become a very bleak conversation back to happier topics. If 'goo' can be described as 'happier.' "I suppose I can live with that. So long as we establish some ground rules."
The smile Anna gives him is one of appreciation. Whether it's for offering up his extremely-limited medical expertise, or attempting to distract her with humor is hard to say. He decides it's probably a little of both.
"Really, Kristoff. Thanks."
And darn it, he's blushing.
"Yeah, yeah, no problem." He ducks his head a little and shuffles, bumping into a table in the process. Thankfully, nothing falls over. (Well. A few things, but they don't sound big. Or expensive. He hopes.) "Uhhhh…if you don't have anything else for me to do, I guess I should probably be…ah…going…"
"I can't think of anything," Anna admits. "Buuuut I feel like I owe you for the very-literal save. Can I treat you to pizza, or something?"
"Yes." He nods firmly, not at all ashamed at his quick answer. If there is an offer of free pizza, by God, he is going to take it.
"Great!" Anna beams, and heads for the door. She pauses briefly, hand hovering over the door handle. "We…made a pretty good team, didn't we?"
There's a strange glint in her eye as she says it, and as such, Kristoff's answer is a little hesitant.
"Um…I guess?" what's she getting at?
"If, say…I dunno…I had another project I needed some help on…would you be up for helping me out?"
"It doesn't involve anymore…discharge, does it?" he can't even pretend he's not grossed out by the prospect of more goop.
"No discharge, I promise." Anna assures him. He relaxes, fractionally, even smiling. Yeah, he'd be up for spending more time with her, get to know her better…preferably in a setting that does not involve freaky chest magnets.
"Uh, yeah. I guess I'd be up for that—" Anna's suddenly back in the midst of the clutter, pulling up something on one of the large monitors. Kristoff lets his curiosity override his better judgment (which he basically forfeited the minute he answered Anna's call) and approaches the monitor, simultaneously confused and impressed when a holographic set of blueprints appears above the workbench.
"Uh…what is this? What am I looking at here?" He squints and leans closer—it's some kind of…suit?
Anna types in a command, and the wireframe changes, now covered in metal plating. Kristoff's eyes widen.
"Our new project."
This was sort of self-prompted, basically two characters meeting in an AU. This isn't really the first meeting but it's the first meeting of actual substance, the idea being that Anna is grateful for Kristoff looking after Elsa while she was not around. Anyways...yeah. Hope it was an enjoyable read!
