I know I should be working on AATC Truth or Dare right now, but this idea just came into my head and it won't go away. Please read and review and let me know what you think of it! Oh, and don't worry, you will get the translations. At the end of the chapter, that is. And sorry if my French or Spanish is a bit off, I used Google translation.

Oh, and I don't put the translations next to the words they say because that would make it too easy. I like putting you in the same situation that Alvin is in. And I don't expect anyone to like this story, it's a bit rushed. I just typed it up for my amusement.

Alvin sat in the living room, watching television with his brothers. There was nothing good on, so they were watching some French soap opera.

'Ne pas romper avec moi, Jenna. S'il vous plait ne me quitte pas!' The man on the T.V. wailed, hanging on to the woman's leg and giving her puppy dog eyes.

'Pourquoi devrais-je pas saulad. Vous sortais ma soeur pendant six semaines!' the woman yelled, pulling the man off of him and started walking off.

'Mais comment pouvais-je savoir qu'elle etait votre jumeau identique et qu'elle faisait semblant d'etre tout le temps que vous?' he asked the woman, getting angry.

"Alvin, can we please watch something we can understand?" Theodore pleaded.

"Yeah!" Simon agreed, glaring.

"Sh, it's getting to the good part." Alvin said, causing Simon to roll his eyes and Theodore the groan.

'Eh bien, je supposed que vous avez raison. Je vais vous donner une chance de plus…' She said, giving the man an evil smile.

'Vous avez vraiment que cela signifie?' the man asked, hope shining in his eyes.

'Eh bien…' she said thoughtfully. The camera zoomed in behind her and in her hands laid a knife.

"Find out what happens to John next week," the television man said.

"Wow, wasn't that a great show?" Alvin asked.

"Not really, no." Simon answered truthfully.

"It was kinda weird not knowing what they were saying," Theodore said.

"I know EXACTLY what they were saying!" Alvin exclaimed. "They once had the same episode on T.V., except it was in English."

"Well, what were they saying?" asked Simon impatiently.

"Don't break up with me, Jenna. Please don't leave me!

Why shouldn't I you bastard. You was dating my sister for six weeks!

But how was I supposed to know she was your identical twin and that she was pretending to be you the whole time?

Well, I guess you're right. I'll give you one more chance…

You really mean it?

Well…"

"Wow Alvin, that was great acting!" Theodore praised, patting his brother on his back.

"Thanks Theodore," Alvin grinned widely and bowed.

"You're welcome," Theodore said. They looked at the T.V. Alvin put the soda he was drinking (it wasn't mentioned earlier because it wasn't important at that time) on it and walked off to go do something.

Simon walked into the living room and saw the soda on the T.V. and groaned. Alvin was so lazy! He walked over to the T.V. to go retrieve the soft drink, when he slipped on a skateboard that he hadn't realized was there earlier. Because of his clumsiness, he crashed into the television, knocking the soda into the television, therefore electrocuting him.

Theodore and Alvin had seen the whole thing.

"What should we do, Alvin?" Theodore asked frantically.

"Well, I don't think we should touch him." Alvin said.

"Alvin, this is no time for joking around! We have to get Simon off of the T.V. before he gets electrocuted to death!" Theodore scolded, taking Simon's hand, instantly receiving a shock of his own. Alvin stood there, hopeless, while his brothers got electrocuted. When finally Simon was vibrating so much that he fell off the T.V., therefore not getting electrocuted any more, he fell down on the ground and hit his head.

"Simon, Theodore, are you okay?" Alvin asked softly. Theodore groaned and got up slowly.

"Theodore, are you okay?" Alvin asked, his eyes wide with fear.

"Uf, me duele la cabeza…que paso?" Theodore asked.

"Uh, Theodore, what did you say?" Alvin asked, clearly confused.

"Vaya, quien eres? Theodore asked.

"Theodore, that's not funny." Alvin asked, feeling a little bit scared.

"Usted habla nada de espanol?" Theodore asked.

"I can't understand you, Theodore. Speak in English." Alvin said. Theodore didn't seem to hear Alvin.

"Mi nombre debe ser Theodore de acuerdo a lo que otro chico por ahi que asta diciendo. Que nombre tan extrano…" Theodore mumbled.

"Theodore, do you speak any English?" Alvin wondered.

"Escuche chico, no se lo que estas diciendo, pero puede usted por favor un poco di hielo? Mi cabeza me esta matando." Theodore pleaded, but Alvin couldn't understand him of course.

"This is kinda scary yet cool at the same time," said Alvin, his eyes wide. "What should I do about this, though?" Alvin thought for a little bit then brightened up and ran upstairs, leaving Theodore to wonder where the strange chipmunk looking kid was going. Alvin came back a couple of seconds later, with a Spanish English dictionary and a pencil with paper. He looked up some words, which took forever, and wrote something down.

Theo, yo soy tu hermano. El otro que yacia junto a tie se tu hermano tambien. Mi nombre es Alvin, es Simon, y Theodore eres. Tenemos una banda llamada Alvin y las ardillas, y estamos muy popluar. Dave es nuestro padre, que estara, de resgreso al trabajo pronto. Usted y Simon se electrocutoo, y ahora crees que eres mexicano o algo asi. Usted habla nada ingles?

"No todos los hablantes de espanol son mexicanos, ya sabes," Theodore said angrily. "El nervio si algunas personas!" Theodore went into the kitchen to look for some ice, and Alvin knew Theodore was pissed off about something, but what?

Alvin gasped when Simon started waking up.

"Simon, speak to me, in English please!" Alvin said, his eyes wide.

"Ou suis-je?" Simon asked as he got up. Alvin groaned. This wasn't even Spanish, this was French!

"Great, now what am I going to do." Alvin thought bitterly to himself. Just then, Dave came home.

"Hey Alvin, they let me off of work early." Dave said, grinning.

"Oh, that's great Dave!" Alvin lied through his teeth.

"So, did anything interesting happen today?" Dave asked.

"Well…" Alvin said, hesitating to answer, but Theodore and Simon beat him to it.

"Esto se debe a ese tipo de Dave que estaba hablando." Theodore noted to Alvin, an ice pack resting on his head.

"Qui est cet homme?" Simon asked, his eyes wide with fear. He had guessed the other two kids were his brothers, but this man looked scary.

"Alvin, what did you do!" Dave asked, his eyes wide with anger and fear.

"Well, it's a long story." Alvin said.

"I've got time," Dave said, frowning.

"Well you see, this is what happened…"

*Ugh, my head hurts, what happened?

Whoa, who are you?

Do you speak any Spanish at all?

My name must be Theodore according to what that other kid over there is saying. What a strange name.

Listen kid, I don't know what you're saying, but can you please get me some ice? My head is killing me.

Theo, I am your brother. The other one lying next to you is your brother too. My name is Alvin, he's Simon, and you're Theodore. We have a band called Alvin and the chipmunks, and we're really popular. Dave is our father; he will be back from work soon. You and Simon got electrocuted, and now you think you're Mexican or something. Do you speak any English?

Not all Spanish speakers are Mexican, you know. The nerve of some people!

Where am I?

This must be that Dave guy you were talking about.

Who is that man?*