School DaysXP: UNinvited.
A Parody Fanfic based off the DashieXP Video: UNinvited.
Otome and Sekai were talking with one another outside Sekai's house in the summer heat when they see Kotonoha walking up to them with a towel over her shoulder.
"Hi." Sekai waved at Kotonoha.
"Hello girls. You know it's hot as fuck out here." Said Kotonoha.
"Yea. It sure is." Sekai said.
"Nobody even talking to you my girl." Kotonoha slaps Sekai with her towel. "What you girls up to? Got any money!?"
"No." Sekai and Otome said in unison.
"Got a nice ass house." Kotonoha said as she looked at the house.
"Thanks." Sekai said.
"You talking a little bit too much right now girl...so can I come inside, get something to drink?"
"My mom isn't home." Said Sekai.
"Hold up, whose house is this?" Kotonoha asked, looking at Otome and Sekai. Sekai raises her hand.
"It's hers." Otome said.
"You're talking a bit too much right now my girl."
"Shhhh." Sekai shushed Otome.
"Listen to your girl. I kinda like you my girl-NOT! Well I'm gonna bounce. This place is wack!" Kotonoha leaves and Otome and Sekai skateboard on the street. All of a sudden Kotonoha pushes Otome off the skateboard and takes it in her hands, meanwhile Otome was rolling on the grass. Kotonoha walks up to Sekai, with skateboard in hand. She looks over to Otome, who was getting up and says to her, "Stay your ass down my girl." She looks at Sekai again. "Alright, first of all: I don't even know what this is right here.
"It's my skateboard." Sekai answered.
"Stop talking back to my girl." Kotonoha slaps her with the towel. "Tell you what doe, your girl's doing it wrong. I'ma show how we really do this right here." Kotonoha is seen driving a car with the door open and her right foot on the gas pedal while the other was out the car and onto the skateboard while in Yandere Mode.
*Later that day*
Sekai and Otome were in the kitchen making some peanut butter jelly sandwiches. Otome opens up the bread and Sekai gets the JIF peanut butter out. Kotonoha steps in.
"Yall having a good ole time, peanut butter sandwiches huh? Hehehehe." Kotonoha giggled.
"Yea, and would you-" Otome said but got interrupted by Kotonoha.
"Chill out my girl. Chill." Kotonoha sees the peanut butter and gasped. "Oh my...no." She smacks the peanut butter of the counter and onto the floor. "Yall using the wrong goddamn peanut butter, first of all my girls," Kotonoha pulls out the Skippy brand of peanut butter. Sekai looks closely at the peanut butter. "You need to calm down. Second of all: Can I talk to you for a minute?"
"Sure." Sekai said and Kotonoha brings her over to the kitchen table. "Make me one while you're at it." Kotonoha said to Otome.
"Alright."
"Sit down my girl." Sekai sits down and Kotonoha looks at her and asks, "Listen is that your girl?"
"Yea."
"Oh ok, how long you girls known each other?"
"Since we were little kids."
"Little kids huh, playing around and shit..hehehehe do me a favor though?" Kotonoha gets a large knife. "You see this knife right here?" Sekai holds it in her hands and looks at it. "Don't point that shit in front of me though, that will get you fucked up real quick. Alright put it down." Sekai puts it down and looks at Kotonoha. "Okay, this is what I need you to do alright? Go up to your friend, hug her and then with your left hand I'm gonna need you to stab the shit out of her right in the stomach, but you're gonna miss all the major organs so she's gonna be fine."
"I-I-I can't she's my best friend." Sekai refused to kill her friend.
"You don't wanna do it?"
"No."
"No problem my girl. Don't even worry about it. Hahaha. You chill." Kotonoha walks away and laughs.
After eating lunch, Otome and Sekai go to Sekai's room and play darts. Both were doing alright until Kotonoha enters in.
"Darts huh? Yall some good shots. First of all: This is a nice ass room." Kotonoha looked around the room and smiled.
"Thank you. My mom made it for me when I was born." Sekai said.
"Didn't ask you all of that my girl. You might wanna keep that mouth shut. Anyways that's besides the point. Let me show you how to really play darts." Kotonoha pulls out a gun and shoots at the dartboard. "That's how you supposed to play darts. BITCH!" Afterwards, Sekai and Otome were sitting on the couch drinking sodas. Kotonoha comes up from behind the couch and takes the sodas away from them. "So you girls love drinking soda huh? Yall ain't got no Caprisun?"
"No. I forgot to buy some." Otome said.
"I don't like your attitude my girl." Kotonoha said and pulls out her large knife. "I'ma little bored right now. How about we get in my car and go rob a bank? Yall down?"
"I got curfew." Otome said.
"Math homework." Said Sekai.
"I like that about you my girl." Kotonoha pointed her gun at Sekai. "However you my girl? I'm not digging your excuses. I mean curfew!? It's like 3 in the afternoon my girl." Kotonoha said and grabs Otome and stabs her in the neck.
"Um oh my um."
"Calm down. I like you, you're cool my girl. You keep doing your math. See ya." Kotonoha said and walks away. Sekai checks Otome's pulse and Kotonoha runs in and stabs Sekai in the neck.
