Mellowwman Inc. presents
A Neptunia High school Fanfic
I can't believe I'm doing to do this. Good god why am I doing this? Because I'm not a well-known author and have nothing to lose even though this will probably suck I have tried my best in the past and I hope things don't go stupidly wrong this time. As a fair warning some people may be out of character and there will be at least one OC.
So every day I wonder how did I ever get such strange friends then I remember when all 8 of them walked through the large front door. "Yoo hoo! Everyone Neptune the protagonist of protagonists has just arrived!" said a really loud girl with lilac hair roughly a foot shorter than me. What I was thinking at the time is roughly oh god I hope I'm not in her class. She spoke again as I was thinking this "Nepgear why aren't they paying attention to me this suuuuuucks!" Nepgear who I'm going to assume is her older sister said this "Neptune could you calm down please." "Yeah could you calm down you're embarrassing to look at when like this." Said the lady with black hair wearing something a very lacy outfit with two bows in her hair. But now that I think about it the entire group looked really weird. There was the big chested girl with long blonde hair and a green dress. A girl literally wearing all black with the hair to match but another odd thing about her is that her eyes were red. Behind her there was a trio of girls who I knew immediately were related to each other because the two smaller ones were clinging to the third girl and she was trying to get them off her for she was holding a book in her hand. "See Noire this is why you don't have any friends" said Neptune "I do too have a friend." Yelled Noire "Uni doesn't count Noire your sisters!" Neptune said in a mocking tone and small laugh which was kind of cute. At the time I was thinking maybe I should have an actual interaction with them before I judge them, then I went to my first hour class.
So first hour I was in my math class the teacher seemed way too eager about math. However before that the strange group of eight entered. "Hey! Let's sit in the back where all of the empty seats are right next to the kid sitting alone because he must be a plot important character." said Neptune. Shit they spotted me and now they're going to sit next to me I am awful at talking to women. I introduced myself to the eight lovely ladies and they introduced themselves to me "Hello Ladies I'm Theodore but you can call me Teddy or at least that's what my friend and brothers call me." "Hiya Teddy *giggles* I'm sorry but your nickname is so cute I'm Neptune." "Hi there I'm Nepgear pardon me for asking but why do your friend and brothers call you teddy?" "It's because I'm cuddly." I say with a new shade of red covering my face. I'm an artist by the way so I would know oh I could use this for one of my paintings later. Focus teddy I thought to myself. The girl with no friends introduced herself to me "Hello Theodore I'm noire do you want to be my friend?" I was surprised she asked so quickly she must not really have any friends when she asks me of all people. I said "sure Noire you can say you have another friend now." Noire huffed in indignation before she was interrupted by Neptune "Noire keep it up like that and you will have no friends again" she said in a mocking tone. "Shut up you hyperactive idiot!"
While those two were at each other's throats Uni introduced herself to me "Hi Teddy I'm Uni Noire's little sister it's nice to meet you." She said timidly but with a smile. "Hello Uni nice to meet you too." I said with a smile. Next up was the blonde green girl "Greetings I'm Vert and dare I say it you look handsome." I could hardly string two words together before the short one wearing an overcoat in the middle of September finally put down her book yelled at vert and introduced herself. "Lay off him Thunder tits! I'm Blanc by the way." "Thunder tits?" "It's what Blanc calls me when she's angry due to her lack of them." "Shut up already you're scaring him!" The little girl wearing pink introduced herself and her twin sister "I'm Ram and this is my twin sister Rom." "Hi… I'm… Rom." "Say aren't you a little young to be in high school?" "Yes yes we are." said Ram they seemed to share a brain. Just then the bell rung and I tried to move all of my stuff which I took and still take to every class.
I had to get to science quickly and efficiently. When I got to science I found the group of girls there before me the science teacher had an exasperated look on his face he was talking to Neptune who was under the impression this was biology class, when it was physical science. The science teacher Mr. Danger was extremely cool and when we got there presented to us a question "what is this class about?" my new friend Noire immediately razed her hand and answered "this is a class in which we gain a basic understanding of chemistry and physics." "Excellent Noire. Now tell me what the law of conservation of matter is?" "Matter cannot be created nor destroyed." "I see that you read the entire textbook. Noire now let's see if Neptune knows as much as you do I'll ask a simple question what are the extremely reactive metals on the far left side of the periodic table?" "That's easy teach the answer is the alkali metals." I'll be honest I didn't think she would get that without help. "Good job Neptune now do whatever you want class I don't care." So our group talked with each other for a while "Nepgear your little sister is pretty rambunctious." "What? Neptune's my older sister." Huh why didn't they explain that at all that makes no sense. "But she's shorter and less mature." "That may be true but only the years actually matter when it comes to relation and who's older." "Okay I get don't knock this off the rails any longer."
Blanc walked over just to tell me "I have trouble reading you so let talk for a little bit." "Okay you can ask me three questions and I will do my best to answer them. Just please don't hit me." I said timidly I was a little scarred of her. "Why would I want to hit you? Damn it I just wasted a question!" "Because from what I gather you get angry easily" she then slammed her head into the desk and made a small dent in it. "Okay second question why are you so timid?" "I'm only timid around girls." "Okay third question Do you like to read?" "Yes I love reading it's what I do most of the time." I took a small breather "I'll recommend a series I like to you it is called lord of the rings it's an epic fantasy novel." "Thank you Teddy I was looking for a new series to read" she said with a smile. Then the bell rang for my next class and I ran to wherever my history class was.
A/n So this is the first chapter tell me what you thought about it and Teddy if he needs some editing I'll try to have him go more in-depth with his story next chapter.
