((AN: New story…well more like a few-shot (more than one). I got this idea in my head and now it won't leave me alone…I even tried writing the next chapter of my FMA/HB story and couldn't think of a THING to write for it because THIS WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!! And I curse sdgundum990 for getting me addicted to Bleach))

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or xxxHolic…and yes, Yuko has somehow managed to worm her way into this fic.

"So this is the place?"

"Yes Zidyl."

"Crap, why are we going to school?"

"Because that is what Rose has instructed us to do numb nuts."

"Zidyl if you were not a girl I would hit you."

"Dolf…shut it." Dai, a girl with short blonde hair said adjusting her glasses. She sighed as her to comrades argued.

Zidyl glared at Dolf as she moved two stubborn strands of her dark hair from her face. Dolf glared back, his short, as Zidyl calls it, HOLY CRAP I CAN SEE YOU ACROSS THE STREET green hair slightly spiked but drooping in some places.

Zidyl was of medium build, just curved enough for people to see that yes, she is a girl and yes her figure is curved, but it was not to noticeable. And the fact she wore baggy clothing did not help. Dai's figure was the same as her friends, but her bust line was a bit bigger. Dolf, for a guy, was medium. He did not really work out and the most exercise he ever got was from running at stuff, running from stuff, and fighting with Zidyl.

The trio finds them selves in Karakura Town, and now attending the local school.

"I'm going to have a few words with Rose when we get back." Zidyl muttered.

"You do and she'll kick you ass from here to the end of the world." Dai muttered back.

"Man would I love to see that!" Dolf grinned and dodged a swing from Zidyl.

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Ichigo couldn't help but sweat drop when Renji, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Rangiku and Toshiro walked into his class.

And his face still hurt from when Rukia kicked him.

So now it was lunch.

"So you guys are here to…help battle though's Arrancar guys?"

"How many times do you want to here it?"

"As many times as you feel like telling it Renji."

"GANG WAY!"

A boy ran between Ichigo and Renji, halting the two before either one could probably harm each other. The group watched the fleeing figure when another came crashing through.

"MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!" A defiant anger female voice yelled as she chased after the boy.

"Okay…that was weird."

Orihime walked over to the group, "HI!"

"Hey Orihime, do you know who those two are? I don't recognize them."

"And that would be because you don't know anyone at this school." Orihime replied with a smile, "And there new…there is another girl to but I didn't see her go by."

"Excuse me, but did you see two twits come running by?" a girl asked.

"Uh yeah, that way." Renji said, as everyone pointed in the direction the two ran off in.

"Thank you." She said, bowing a bit, and then hurriedly walking in that direction.

"Polite girl." Rangiku said.

"Probably only one here who is."

The group started to walk back into the school when a girl bumped into Ikkaku.

"What were you're going!" he growled out.

"I would if you were not in the way." She retorted back, an expressionless look on her face as she roughly shoved her way past him. Ikkaku looked back at her retreating figure.

"Huh, wings?"

"What?" Yumichika said.

"She had wings on her back!"

"Probably cosplay." Ichigo said in a bored tone.

"Cosplay?" the shinigami all looked at each other with confused faces.

"It's when people dress up as their favorite characters from shows and stuff." Ichigo said.

Tatsuki walked over to them, "Have you seen Nekoi?"

"Who?" Ichigo said.

Tatsuki sighed, "For some odd reason she has been running around with wings on her back."

"Oh her." The group chorused.

"She just went that way." Ichigo pointed.

"Thanks." Tatsuki waved and walked off.

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Nekoi was in the same class that Ichigo has after lunch.

As was Rukia and Yumichika.

Along with Zidyl and Dai.

Nekoi stared ahead, not really looking at anything.

Ichigo looked over at the two new girls in class, when the teacher took the attendance he found out there names.

They both seemed to be intently staring at Nekoi.

Ichigo was wondering why the teacher had not told her to take those wings off, they were against the uniform code or whatever, and the teachers were always super anal about it. A girl reached behind Nekoi to poke the other girl beside her, her arm brushed the wings, but it was like she didn't feel it.

Ichigo leaned over to Rukia, sense she was seated beside him.

"Hey, can Hollows be wings?"

"Hmm? No." Rukia said, "Why?"

"Just wondering."

"It's about that girl…Nekoi. Right?"

"Maybe."

"What are you two whispering about?" Yumichika whispered.

"Shut it."

"Some ones grouchy."

"MISS ZIDYL! Would you please put your phone away!" the teacher yelled, throwing some chalk at her. She picked up her binder and deflected it.

"Who says that I'm on my phone geezer!" she retaliated.

In a comical view, the teacher started hurling bits of chalk while yelling things about how Zidyl should respect her elders while Zidyl shielded herself with her binder yelling back about how the teacher should have minded his own business. Dai hid behind her book acting like she didn't know where she was.

Nekoi stood up and began to walk out from class.

"Miss Nekoi, where do you think your going?" the teacher asked.

"I'm sick of this, I'm leaving." And she closed the door behind her.

The class became quiet.

"Whats with her?"

"Yeah she's usually the one laughing at the teacher whenever he goes into one of his mock chalk fights."

Various students began whispering back and forth, Ichigo had to agree with them, Nekoi was always the one in class laughing, but what caused this sudden change?

He eyed the other two girls as they shared a knowing look between the two. They knew something.

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After school.

"HEY! Ichigo where are you going?" Orihime yelled.

"I just need to find someone." Ichigo replied.

Ikkaku and Yumichika rounded a corner and almost right into Ichigo.

Right before any 'what it's' where said, a yell came from behind the school.

A teacher escorting a student to the front, he was holding his head and a bit of blood could be seen seeping through his fingers.

"What the?"

"What happened here?"

Tatsuki ran over.

"Have either of you seen Nekoi?"

"Uh no…what happened?"

"I don't know the details but Nekoi smacked the kid with a stick." Tatsuki explained.

"What?!"

Ikkaku and Yumichika both exchanged looks.

"I saw her run this way…and that one girl…Day...Dai? I can't remember her name but she followed her."

Now Ichigo, Ikkaku and Yumichika exchanged looks.

"What?" Tatsuki asked

"Oh nothing." The three said as they headed back into the school.

"Let me guess, we have to find the other two?"

"Yeah."

Rangiku rounded a corner, walking with Zidyl.

"HEY YOU!" Ichigo yelled.

Both girls stared at each other, and then pointed at themselves.

Ichigo stopped in font of Zidyl, Ikkaku stared at her, and she looked kind of familiar.

"Okay, spill. You know what's going on with Nekoi." Ichigo said.

"Who?"

Orihime had followed the three in and had heard Ichigo's out burst.

"Something's wrong with Nekoi?" she asked innocently.

Rangiku eyed her, "From what I've heard from most of the people here she was a happy go lucky girl who suddenly started acting emotionless in about a week."

"Well, I just assumed that she was going through a ruff patch." Orihime said.

Zidyl, noticing that they seemed to forget that she was there, decided to try and sneak away, she had to go and get that pipe before Dai kills her and stuffs her into a Pringles can.

"HEY WAIT!" Ichigo grabbed her.

"Oh for fucks sake what already."

"You know what's going on."

"Really?" She asked with innocent big eyes,

"It has to do with those wings, right?" Ichigo said.

"The wings are causing her to act this way?" Orihime said.

"Pfft, sure right, some cosplay wings a girl decides to wear makes her all emo." Zidyl said, and yanked her arm back and walked off, "I don't know anything." She yelled over her shoulder.

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"Well, maybe Orihime is right and she has just it a ruff patch in life." Rukia said, sitting on Ichigo's bed. He just finished kicking everyone out to find respectable places to live that were NOT his house.

All of a sudden his badge went off.

"A Hollow?"

"Most likely, let's go!"

The two went soul reaper and jumped out his bed room window.

They ran across town and met up with Ikkaku, Yumichika, Renji and Rangiku.

"Okay, where's the Hollow I'm bored." Ikkaku said, looking around.

"Hmm, it should be around here somewhere."

Rukia looked down a street, and saw a body.

"I found something!" she yelled and ran over to the fallen person.

The others ran over when she rolled the girl over, revealing it to be Nekoi. She was breathing, but her eyes looked distant.

"What happened to her?" Rangiku asked.

Ichigo noted that her wings were gone.

A high pitched creening noise was heard, "That's not a Hollow." Yumichika observed.

Renji was the first to look up and see something flying over them, it looked like a bird, but it had no body, just tendrils that dangled from its center.

"WATCH OUT!" he yelled as everyone scattered as the creature lashed out.

"What the hell!" Ichigo said as he whipped out his zanpaku-to.

It screeched, from the sound of it it was from pain, as an arrow pierced it.

"Damnit where is Zidyl? GET OUT OF THE WAY!" yelled a voice from above them. Ikkaku looked up to see that girl with the glasses. She was armed with a bow and arrow.

That guy ran out behind it waving a sword around, "HEY! Come on and get me! We both know my soul is BETTER!" he yelled and raced off.

The creature followed him as the others look confused.

"Oh it's not getting away!" Ikkaku yelled as he chased after the two.

"Better make sure he doesn't get to over his head." Yumichika said as he followed his friend.

The girl, Dai, jumped down and looked at Ichigo, Rukia, Renji and Rangiku.

"What are you people doing here?" she asked, adjusting her glassed, and now reminding Ichigo of Ishida.

"I would be asking the same of you!" Renji said.

"Wait…those two can see us?" Ichigo said.

"Yes, and I think the third member of their group can to, now what are you doing here?" Rukia demanded.

"Wait…I'm confused, what is she?"

Rangiku sighed, "Well its quiet obvious that they are not soul reapers."

"She reminds me of Ishida." Ichigo said.

"I highly believe she is not a Quincy." Renji said.

"So what does that leave?"

"Crimson."

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Ikkaku chased after the winged creature and the guy, who suddenly stopped and leaped over a fence. Ikkaku followed, and of course Yumichika followed.

"Okay spill, who are you and what is that?" Ikkaku demanded.

He held out his hand, "Dolf."

Ikkaku regarded him and hesitantly took his hand, "Ikkaku."

Yumichika looked over the fence at the creature as it creened and looked around for them, "Not a very pleasant looking thing."

"You can say that again." Dolf said.

"Okay, how to you beat it or do I have to be creative." Ikkaku asked.

"Oh be creative all you want, we can't kill it." Dolf said, "Damnit where is that damn Zidyl." He muttered.

"Zidyl?" Yumichika said.

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"Crimson?" Ichigo asked.

"Crimson, a guild of bounty hunters and predators. Some of them would make the 11th Division proud." Renji said.

"Now what are you here for?" Rukia asked again.

"We have been requested to keep track and eliminate Ko." Dai said.

"Ko?" Ichigo said.

"Vermin?" Rukia said.

"Yes, now if you will please excuse me, but I have to go and make sure Dolf has not become 'game' along with those other two." Dai said, running off.

Rukia darted, closely followed by Renji and Rangiku. Ichigo chased after.

Dai looked up, "About time you got here Zidyl!"

"Sorry! That witch wanted Sake, OUR LAST BOTTLE OF SAKE!!! For this damn thing!" Zidyl, who was running along the fence, said holding out said pipe.

"Take it out and get it ready, I want this thing killed before dawn." Dai said.

"Yeah yeah boss-lady." She screwed over the lid and looked over at the soul reapers, "I see we have company."

"I KNEW YOU KNEW SOMETHING!!" Ichigo yelled and pointed at her.

"Thank you Captain Obvious." She said as something long and furry came out of the pipe, Rukia noticed that she had a red baseball bat strapped to her back.

The group came upon the wings, Ikkaku had taken Dolf's advice of being creative…but then again it wasn't really advice but a statement, and Ikkaku just couldn't let this opportunity to try and kill something that someone else said he couldn't.

"HEY BALDY MOVE!" Dai shouted, Ikkaku turned to her with a menacing look on his face.

"What did you-" he was cut off when Zidyl tackled him to the ground. The furry thing launched itself at the wings and turned into a nine tailed fox, it was very slender throughout the body, had long sharp claws, and elaborate markings on its face. It snarled and attacked the wings, ripping them apart with its teeth and claws.

Zidyl looked at the fox, and then looked down at the man underneath her, "Now do I get a thank you? Because if not your going to be on my 'Hit Whenever I See You' list."

Ikkaku pushed her off as the fox spirit finished tearing the wings apart.

"I could have taken it."

"Oh sure, would that happen before or after it possessed you?" she asked.

Yumichika walked over, "Cute fox, but it's not as pretty as me."

Zidyl gave him a bland look.

"And so says the narcissistic pretty boy." Zidyl said.

"Why thank you."

"That was not a complement."

Ikkaku looked from one to the other, then grinned and moved over to Renji, who had just appeared with the others and whispered something, Renji looked between the two and was about to blurt out something when Ikkaku clamped his hand over the others mouth.

"So what did you have to trade for the fuzzy?" Dolf asked.

"Sake." Zidyl replied as the fox spirit wandered over and started sniffing around Ichigo.

"What is it?"

"A pipe fox, in its bigger form of course. They seem to be the only thing that can kill Ko instead of turning them into something else." Dai explained.

Rukia looked at it with surprise, "A Pipe fox?! These creatures are rare, even in the Seireitei! Where did you get it?"

"Witchy-poo-lady." Zidyl said.

"Who?"

"The Space Dimensional Witch, she grants wishes, for a price." Dai said, the pipe fox tackled Ichigo and started licking him.

"S-someone get this thing off me." He stuttered.

"Seems someone likes you, COME HERE!" Dolf grabbed the fox around the middle and hauled it off Ichigo; it squirmed in protest while in Dolf's grasp. When Dolf released it, it calmly sauntered over to Zidyl.

"Better take this little guy back to the shop and see if I can get him minimized." She said.

"Hey, where did you get the Sake from?" Dolf asked as he started walking away with her.

"Oh, it was yours."

"YOU USED MY LAST BOTTLE OF SAKE?!"

"Yes, you alcoholic."

"WHY DIDN'T YOU USE ONE OF YOUR BOTTLE'S OF HOME MADE GIN?!"

"BECAUSE I DIDN'T BRING ANY!"

The two continued to yell at each other as the pipe fox happily followed.

Dai started following when Rukia stopped her

"Ko that is not a term I'm familiar with."

"I would almost think you would be, being a soul reaper and all." Dai said.

Rukia gave her a look and Dai sighed, "The Ko attaché themselves to a human and paralyze the portion of the human's heart that deals with restraint. Once that is fully done it can take the soul with greater easy."

"Wait, it took her soul?" Ichigo said.

"Yes."

"Well, isn't there a way to of getting the soul back?"

"No."

"Then what about Nekoi?"

"Nothing with happen with her."

Ichigo looked like he wanted to hit Dai.

"Now if you will excuse me, I have to make sure Dolf isn't lying in a ditch." Dai said and walked away.

Rukia looked over at Renji and Ikkaku, "What the hell is with you two?"

"Are those three out of hearing distance?" Ikkaku asked.

"Most likely." Rangiku said.

"Okay Renji." Ikkaku removed his hand.

"OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A FEMALE VERSION OF YUMICHIKA!" Renji blurted out and the two started laughing.

"Who?"

"That blonde doesn't even look like me!" Yumichika fumed and folded his arms over his chest and turned around with a huff.

"No, the darker haired one." Ikkaku said.

"Zidyl?" Ichigo supplied.

"Oh HER! Yeah she does kind of look like you." Rangiku said.

"No she doesn't! She isn't even as beautiful as me." Yumichika said.

"But she is cute." Rangiku said.

"Well, if you think about it…if Yumichika had boobs he would resemble-" Ichigo started only to be cut off with a "DON'T YOU START!" from Yumichika.

"She does not look anything like me!"

"Yeah she does, her hair is about as long as yours was when I first met you." Ikkaku said.

"Like you would know."

"Actually, sense I have known you the longest, yeah, yeah I would know." Ikkaku countered.

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SNEEZE!

"Someone's talking about you Zidyl!" Dolf laughed.

"Yeah, you just did!"

"Hmm, so are you related to that one?"

"Who?"

"You know who."

"What drugs are you on today?"

"What? None, god come ONE are you that oblivious?"

"Yes, sense Dai just woke me up, make me get dressed at 6 in the morning, board a train, then come to this damn town WITHOUT me having my morning's coffee, then yes I am oblivious to everything." Zidyl countered.

"That dude with the feather's on his face."

"Oh him, I think he lost a fight with a peacock to get those."

"Yeah, you have a long lost brother or something?"

"Now you've lost me."

"He looks kind of like you."

"Hmm." Zidyl looked deep in thought, "Yeah he kind of does."

"AH HA!"

"But you know what the difference is?"

"What?"

"I've probably kissed more girls than he ever has."

Dolf started laughing, remembering Zidyl's bi phase she went through.

"Okay snot head lets go." Zidyl said poking him.

"HEY! I'm NOT A SNOT HEAD!"

"You may say that, but your hair disagrees!"

((AN: close to 9 PAGES!!! and I have decided that this shall be a Yumichika story, why? Because there are not many of them that involve him falling in love with himself…uh…with someone who looks like him.))