So I'm on spring break this week with nothing to do, so I'll probably be posting more often. Here's what happened when Steve got a smartphone. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I still don't own Avengers. ):


Steve walked into the kitchen one morning to find a small rectangular device on the table for him.

"What's this?"

"That," Tony began as he entered the room, summoned by the smell of bacon and cinnamon French toast. "is a smartphone."

"Why do I need it?"

"Because you do."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Are we seriously having this argument. It's an expensive phone. Just except it. A gift from me."

"Fine." Steve picked up the phone.

"Um, how do you turn it on?"

Tony sighed through a bite of French toast.

"Zefuttenendiside."

"What?"

Tony swallowed.

"the button on the side."

Steve pressed it, and then again... and again.

"It's not working!"

Tony looked up from his breakfast. "Well, it would help if you pressed the power button instead of adjusting the volume.

"Oh." He pressed the power button. A lock screen appeared. Tony's face was the background.

"You really are self-obsessed. What do I type in."

"Right now the lock's set to 78275 as in STARK, with a 1 on the end."

"self-obsessed," repeated Steve in a singsong voice.

Steve pressed the numbers slowly :7-8-2-7-5-1

"So tell me how to change the lock screen."


An hour or so later, after the team had heard of Steve's new phone, Clint decided to text him:

Clint: So how's your new phone?

Clint: You finally have a smartphone :D

Clint: Steve?

Clint: why aren't you answering?

Steve: Howdoyoudoaspace?

Clint started laughing his head off as he typed in instructions.
What will he do when autocorrect starts to kick in?


They all soon found out.

Natasha was drinking a glass of orange juice when her phone beeped. She picked it up.

New message from... Steve? OK.

She opened it.

Steve: Can't find my shield. Think I'm going to have a pancake attack.

She nearly squirted juice through her nose.

Natasha: A pancake attack? You mean panic attack?

She only had to wait a minute before he replied.

Steve: yes, wait. huh? I never said pancake.

Natasha: autocorrect. It does that sometimes.

Steve: can I turn it off?

Natasha: unfortunately, I don't think so. You'll get used to it


(later in the week, after Steve has figured out how to access the internet)

"Stark, why do you keep changing the Google logo?

"What?"

"Look, it's different again today."

"Steve, I haven't touched your phone."

"Well, it's different. I liked the original one. Can you change it to that?"

Tony had to bite his lip to keep from laughing.

"I don't change it. Google changes it."

"Weird."

Now Stark couldn't help it. He started laughing.

"Not really."


There it is.

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