A BREIF RECOLLECTION OF THE TERRORS ON NOBUS V!
Or THE DREDED CHRISTMAS PUDDING HURLER!
BY WHOEVER RECOLLECTED IT.
OR BY WHOEVER HURLED IT.
Positioned outside a Patent bridge shredding factory, a group of semi-human, Mongolian cheese monkeys were having their tea--
Marine 1: would you be so kind as to pass the sugar Humfry?
Marine 2:Certainly, Rupert
-a green arrow points to the marine recently named Humfry and a green circle goes around his feet-
Marine 2:look at that rumpy old boyI mean "We Gotta Move"
-the green arrow then points Marine 1, and marine 2 shoots him.
--Now that that little tea party is over, back to the story--
the troop of marines were guarding a non-military base by the great sea of Chicken Broth. When a marine was struck Downby non otherthan A Christmas pudding, And he SCREAMED!
Marine 4: GlAAaaAAaGGhhHHhhahHhhAAAAhhhhA!
Firebat 1: Really?, tell me more
Marine 4: Guuuguggguguggug..ak ak ak ka kak kuggggg
Firebat 1: Like that, was it?
Marine 4: (choking) Gugugu(Marine 4 dies)
Firebat 1: Oh don't stop it was Just getting Interesting.
--meanwhile, the dredded Christmas pudding hurler, was nowhere to be found--
-these attacks continued-
-and the Dredded Hurler was still at large-
Months went by-dinner got could-
But out of nowhere sudenly.nothing happened.
Every day the troop was dosed with a christmas pudding
They set up their own stall in the market, selling yes non other than, yes you've guessed it-firewood!
But, In the summer of 3006 the Christmas pudding hurler was found and sentenenced to 300 years inprisonment,and lucky he didn't get life.
Tune in next week and find out who, the hurler really is, and if he will Escape from the hollow walls of a dark and dreary cell
Disowner: I do not own starcraft, or the goon show.
