Johnny and the Gwar Concert

By Shadowgate

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Johnny Test was pissed. The new South Park episode sucked. His sisters locked up the lab,. He had 150 bucks and wanted to buy a ticket to the Gwar concert but his dad was telling him he couldn't.

It was his money.

The reasons his dad gave.

He was not a GWAR fan.

He was scared of Gwar.

He thought Johnny was too young.

Johnny stomped around the house. He said"dad it's my money I should be able to go."

When his mom got home she noticed Johnny had a mean look on his face.

She asked why and he explained everything.

His mom said "oh my you know your father once served on the PMRC?"

The twins walked in and screamed and Johnny said "OH MAN IT CAN"T BE THAT ANCIENT TYRANT GROUP."

Hugh Test said "I Hugh Test was in fact a member of that group."

Johnny said "I don't even want dinner."

Hugh said "I'm serving pizza and not meatloaf."

The twins asked "why can't Johnny go? It will be his first concert."

Johnny said "whoa double support."

Hugh said "at a recent concert a kid named Stuart was beaten up by Gwar."

Johnny said "we don't know that Gwar did that it could have been two thugs known as Beavis and Butthead that had been out to get him."

Hugh said "they attract skinheads, thugs, and maybe even my high school math teacher."

Johnny asked "you had a math teacher that would hang out with skinheads and thug?"

Hugh said "that's not the point the point is it would be too dangerous for you to go Johnny./"

Dookie jumped in and said "I won't go because Gor Gor would eat me."

Susan said "I wish Gor Gor would eat Bling Bling Boy."

Susan, Johnny, and Mary all giggled.

Then Johnny turned to his dad and said "I'll fight this to the end dad."

Hugh said "you're not going."

Johnny went upstairs and played the song "Sick of You."

Johnny got in touch with government officials through his online connection.

Johnny said "I can have the big agents deliver me to that concert."

Johnny was not giving up easily.

TO BE CONTINUED