JANUARY
You start the year off fine...
"Where's the champagne?" Lois asks her husband of five years as she scans the contents of the refrigerator.
"I didn't buy any," he replies as he pulls out the containers of Chinese food and places them on the table.
"Why not?" turning around and glaring at him. "You know I always want a glass of champagne on New Year's Eve," slamming the refrigerator door shut.
"You're forgetting about this little one," walking over and resting his hands on her stomach.
"Oh yeah," a wistful look on her face.
"Oh, yeah?" looking curiously at her.
"So I forgot for a minute," shrugging her shoulders.
"It's okay. You're allowed," smiling down at her. He happens to glance at his watch. "It's almost midnight," letting go of her waist and walking into the living room. "Which channel?" turning on the television.
"Dick Clark's Rockin' Eve of course," rolling her eyes as he changes the channel.
"10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
Clark turns to his wife and pulls her into his arms. "Happy New Year, Lanie."
"Happy New Year, Smallville," she replies just before he plants his lips on hers. After a moment, she pulls away and cups his face in her hands. "You sure know how to start the year off fine," smiling up at him.
"I can think of something even better," his hands moving down to squeeze her backside.
"You can, huh?" returning the favor. "So what are you waiting for?" arching one eyebrow at him.
"A bit impatient now are we?" sweeping her off her feet; his blue eyes sparkling with mischief.
"You better believe it," grinning back at him as he carries her upstairs to their bedroom, then proceeds to strip their clothes off in less than a second.
"This is how you start the year off fine," a big grin on his face as he lowers his head...
Coming up next: February
Calendar Girl - Neil Sedaka
I love, I love, I love my calendar girl
Yeah, sweet calender girl
I love, I love, I love my calendar girl
Each and every day of the year
(January) You start the year off fine
(February) You're my little valentine
(March) I'm gonna march you down the aisle
(April) You're the Easter Bunny when you smile
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)
(May) Maybe if I ask your dad and mom
(June) They'll let me take you to the Junior Prom
(July) Like a firecracker all aglow
(August) When you're on the beach you steal the show
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)
(September) Light the candles at your Sweet Sixteen
(October) Romeo and Juliet on Halloween
(November) I'll give thanks that you belong to me
(December) You're the present 'neath my Christmas tree
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
