Hotaku: Journey of the Inferior - A Naruto Fan Fiction Novella by Jellee

Obligitory Disclaimer

I don't own any rights to anything. I own no copyrights or trademarks or any of that stuff, especially any copyrights or trademarks or stuff owned by the creators and retail partners of the Naruto brand. So if anyone asks you if Jellee is palming off other people's ideas as his own, just say no. This fiction is loosely based on the the fictional world of Naruto, but the characters, names and places are entirely fictional. If you want to steal any of the stuff I write, go for it, I cannot stop you, however it should be noted that you will be breaking one of the ten commandments, and so will be pwned by God. You have been warned.

Acknowledgements

I would like to thank the following for their help with this novella:
(this will be updated when people deserve it)

Rick (WeirdDutchGuy) - Rick has put some great stuff up on this site and has perked my interest in this website as a result. If it weren't for Rick I'd be randomly browsing around the internet right now, probably some YouTube video that isn't funny in the slightest. Instead I am actually doing something constructive, even if it is just another way to procrastinate.

Ashley (SmokedBoo) - Even though she has managed to get "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor stuck in my head, I will forgive her. She introduced me to the website, even though I ignored her until I found out my friend also posted here. I probably wouldn't have bothered with the site if it weren't for her, and she showed me where to click and stuff.

Author's Introduction

So basically I wanted to write a novella at a whim. You know, one of those minimum-commitment novellas, so I was trying to find something I have a vague interest in and would fit a slapstick comedy motiv, and came across Naruto. Naruto has a lot of characters with over-the-top magical powers. They're ninjas, but they're the kind of ninjas that bring down massive columns of light from the skies and obliterate their foes at a moment's notice. So I figured I'd write about the most feeble, pathetic and unskilled ninja you could possibly imagine. He should have a power, sure, but it should be the most pointless power ever devised. I have no idea what that power will be yet (that's where the whole minimum-commitment comes in), but I will make stuff up as I go along as usual.

In this story expect plot-holes, hypocrasies, stupidity and jokes you don't get. It's all in the name of fun, and all in the name of silliness, so please don't get your panties in a bunch.

Feel free to berate me and my lack of writing prowess. "OMGZ U R TEH SUK NARUTO" comments are welcomed.

With all that out of the way, here is Hotaka. Enjoy.