IMPORTANT!!! READ THIS!!!: okay.. here's a little crack fic to hold you over, because i am having EXTREME problems.
i need to take a break from my Lemony Smutness fic,
so a quick, five minute, crack-tastic, random thing of doom has come to save the day.
also i need to blow off some steam. random pointless crack-tastical steam.
i PROMISE that chapter 3 will be done within 3 weeks
yess.. i know that's a long time, but i'm sure that with school boring the living hell out of me,
i will end up writing some smut. don't ask me why, it's probably because i'm bored and miss my BF, so... nyah.
[- luv, k.m.y.l.a
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Summary: Sometimes Roy feels like he's the only person who's sane around here. He probably is...
Rating: Who gives a crap
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Roy tip toed past Riza's desk. She was... wait.. Sleeping??!! Roy silently thanked god that Havoc could tire a woman out.
Then cringed at the image that invaded his mind. 'Oh dear god..' Roy thought.
He quietly entered his office. He was 5 --count 'em-- FIVE hours late for work.
With good reason ofcourse. He and his little blonde Chibi were up late with certian... 'activities'. (wink wink nudge nudge)
Suddenly, Roy heard Havoc from the lobby thing place.
"RUN COLONIAL RUN!! SHE'S ALIVE!!"
"MUSTANG!!!!!"
"Ho.. shit.."
Then Riza bursted in with an AK47 out from under her hat, and blew Mustang away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
And then Edward came in sing/shouting.
"THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!! Of Ultimate Destiny, HAVOC, FUERY, ARMSTRONG, FALMAN!! And Breda but he's creepy,
AND BLACK HAYATE WON'T DIE CUZ HAWKEYE'LL SHOOT AT YOUR KNEES!! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!! Of Ultimate Destiny!!"
Riza clapped for Edward's random song of awesomeness, then shot at Roy.
And then Roy's gloves jumped out of the desk and took every bullet, then fell to the ground choking up blood.
The gloves looked up at Roy and said, "I'm back.. from outer space.." and then they died.
Roy started crying. "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Envy: Anything you can do, I can do better!
Greed: HA!
Envy: I can do anything better then you.
Greed: No you cant.
Envy: Yes I can.
Greed: No you cant.
Envy: Yes I can.
Greed: No you cant.
Envy: Yes I can, Yes I Can!!
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Roy looked at the above song thingy confuzion. "WTF?"
And then Ed walked in.
"Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Colonial. Colonial. Colonial. Colonial. Colonial. Colonial. Taisa. Taisa. Taisa. Taisa. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy. Roy... HEY BASTARD!!!!"
"WHAT?!?!?"
"... hi..." And then Ed giggled like an idiot and pranced away.
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Ed: iMMaDinaSAURusRexXX
Roy: o.O
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This was as far as i got in five minutes and now i'm bored.
i'll work on the Lemon now, so plz don't kill me TTTT
