Relena bashing- because she deserves it.

Authors notes: I had to do it, I had to write a fic that disses the bitch. If you are one the 5 people in the world who likes Relena then I suggest that you do not read this, however if you have a strong disliking to her, then by all means read and enjoy and review.



* Knock, knock *

"Duo, get the door, I'm a little tied up" shouted Heero

"You're tied up, please, you never untied me!!" replied Duo, from his and Heero's room.

*Knock, knock *

" Coming" Heero stood up, closed his laptop and headed towards the door.

" Oh Christ!!" he said when he opened the door

"Hi Heero!!!!!!!!!!!!" came Relena's usual annoying voice.

"What do you want?" he asked coldly.

"Well, you never replied to my messages, the flowers I sent you got returned and as far as I can see you haven't opened the letters I sent you" she said looking at the coffee table in the lounge.

"Well I was busy"

"HEERO, PLEASE CAN YOU UNTIE ME, I NEED TO STAND UP" shouted Duo from upstairs.

Relena looked up the stairs and then back down at Heero

"Who was that?" she asked unable to recognize Duo's voice.

"Um… nobody, it was nobody"

"It cant have been nobody, I heard it" mumbled Relena walking into the warm house.

"Relena, you can't go upstairs" Relena completely ignored Heero's comment, and headed up the stairs.

"HEERO, PLEASE UNTIE ME, I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM"

Relena looked at Heero and then began walking up the stairs, she reached the top and headed towards Heero's bedroom.

"Relena, you don't want to go in there, believe me you really don't…" To late, Relena reached for the handle and opened the door, she took a few steps in and then gasped, Heero raced up the stairs.

"Oh hi Relena" said Duo calmly "could you please untie me?"

Relena looked at Duo, who was chained to the bed and only covered by a thin sheet.

"I told you, you shouldn't go in there" Said Heero walking in and heading towards the bed.

"Heero?" Said Relena, now wailing sailor moon style.

"What?" He asked coldly untying Duo.

"Why?" she said still wailing.

Duo sighed and then let out a small giggle.

"You mean he never told you?" he asked, Relena shook her head " Heero shame on you, me and Heero have been a couple for nearly 11 months now"

Relena looked at Heero shocked.

"Don't you love me Heero?" she asked, still wailing

"Nope" replied Heero coldly. Relena looked at the couple, and then raced out the room, still wailing sailor moon style.

"I think she took it well," said Duo hugging Heero. Heero smiled (rare moment) and kissed Duo's forehead.



So what do you think? I know, why don't you tell me in a nice review.

Ja ne

Chibbi.