A/N this is for Easier than eating two pies challenge and I hope you enjoy it =D

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"You`ve got an undercover assaignment Agent DiNozzo." Director Leon Vance - or toothpick to people who disliked him - sat in his chair behind his desk in his office and lay down a folder infront of Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, who is standing infront of him on the other side of the desk.

"What kind of assaignment Sir?" Sir-toothpick Tony silently thought.

"There`s a mass murderer John Morson on the loose. As far as we know he was last sighted in Newcastle in England two days ago. It`s your job to track him down and arrest him, with any necassary force." Vance replies cooly."Your plane leaves in two hours, pack your stuff and say your goodbyes. You won`t have any contact with anyone exept with me once a week to update me on your progress. And DiNozzo, be careful."

Tony stood there with an unreadable expression,"How long for?"

"However long it takes. Now go, call me when you land and I`ll give you the name of the safehouse you`ll be staying in."

And with that, DiNozzo left the room, walked down the stairs and into the bullpen to tell his team mates and girlfriend of three months the news.

*****************NCIS*****************

When Ziva saw Tony`s face, she knew something was wrong. Seriously wrong.

"Tony? Whats the matter?"She asked him.

"Vance."He said simply before turning to the rest of the team. "He`s sending me away to England to track down some mass murderer. I don`t know when I`m coming back..."

A long pause follows that until Gibbs broke the silence,"When do you leave?"

Tony sighed and said "Two hours." Abby, who had been talking with Mcgee previously, walked up to Tony and gave him a full-on Abby hug, near on crushing his bones.

"Oh my God...Tony!"She started crying, and with Mcgee`s help, she let go. But just as Abby got off of him Ziva filled her place, with a tender, sweet cuddle. One only for people in love.

When she stepped back she looked him in the eye and said," Come home quickly. Or I may have to kill you ." She smiled when she saw Tony`s grin.

"Will do ma`am." He turns to the rest of the team to drop the bombshell,"I`m not allowed any contact with anyone but Director toothpick up there...I...better go. Cya when I`m back, which shouldn`t be that long..."

"Bye Tony" Mcgee said, smiling encourgingly at him.

"Be careful Tony, you know how I worry about all of you."Abby warned him and he couldn`t help but grin.

"Yeah I know Abs...I will."

"Do NOT got yourself killed DiNozzo, or I might have to kill you myself. Clear?"

"Crystal Boss," Tony grinned at Gibbs.

"Goodbye Tony..." Ziva said quietly

Tony put on a sad smile and gave her a hug," Bye Zee," And with that her walked away and into the lift.

It was a full ten minutes before Abby asked the question everyone was thinking."Sooo...You and Tony..?"

Ziva snapped out of her silent phase immediately, "What? No, NO!" There was no way in hell she was telling them about her and Tony, he`d just left to go to England for God`s sake!

The team exchanged glances before smiling, obviously not believing her. She groaned in annoyance and sat down at her desk, Abby went back down to her "Labby", Gibbs went on another coffee break and Mcgee started doing some random computer hacking on his computer. Just like nothing had happened at all. But everyone knew things were going to change. Drastically.

*****NCIS*****

Ziva stood infront of Leon Vance, on the verge of murdering him.

"I need to talk to him! I just have to!"

"Agent David, I will not risk the failure of this mission just so that you can call Agent DiNozzo because you miss him."

"It`s not because I miss him-even though I do-but it`s because...Director just let me call him! Please!"

"I `m sorry, but I cannot allow you to do that. Now," Vance crossed his arms on the desk infront of him. "What is so important that you have to call Agent DiNozzo?"

Ziva rubs her eyes and gives up on standing up and sits down in the black leather seat across from Vance."I-I am..." She takes a deep breath, closes her eyes, and says in a fast jumble"Iampregnant."

"Excuse me?"

"I said, I am pregnant."

"And Agent DiNozzo-"

"Is it`s father."

"I see." He leans back in his chair."I understand your wanting to contact DiNozzo, but with any luck, he should be back to the US within the year. You can tell him when he returns. No buts Miss David."

Ziva sighs deeply, stands up and leaves the room. Tears flowing down her face.

A/N wow that didnt turn out how I expected...oh well, if your wondering, the nex chapter should be up soon :) reviews are always wecome -x-