Ok so this is quite a silly FF purely for the sake of shitsngiggles which is going to be in the form of a group Facebook chat or (MSN/ WhatsApp/ IM ect) between the Blitzkrieg Boys, oh and Kai... and whoever else gets dragged into it along the way.
Thanks to Lent by Little A Granger in which Bryan, Kai and Tyson exchange messages on a social media platform which has inspired this fic!
Get ready for some crude banter...
BLITZKRIEG BOYS GROUP CHAT
Tala has been invited to join the conversation.
Spencer has been invited to join the conversation.
Kai has been invited to join the conversation.
Bryan: WATS UP BITCHES
Tala: ...
Spencer: haha hey!
Tala: We're all sat in the same fucking room yet you choose this as your preferred method of communication?
Bryan: yea but this is way more fun (-:
Tala: wow.
Spencer: kai isn't in the same room...
Tala: True.
Bryan: KAI READ UR PHONE *nudge* *nudge* *nudge*
Tala: lol that'll piss him off.
Bryan has renamed chat to "BLITZKRIEG BAD BOYZ"
Spencer: WE THE BLITZKRIEG BAD BOYZ THE BADDEST BOYZ IN TOWN
Bryan: *cool emoji*
Tala: Sometimes I wonder whether I should leave you two and join the Bladebabies.
Tala: I mean what the fuck? blitzkrieg bad boyz are you serious what is wrong with you.
Spencer: ur such a spoil sport
Bryan: Kai r u too busy playing babysitter with the bladebabies *nudge*
Kai: Piss off Bryan.
Kai: Also thanks for the nickname, I'll make sure to use that on Tyson at some point.
Kai: Also why have you added me to this convo when I'm not even part of your team anymore…
Bryan: *heart emoji* we miss u kai *heart emoji* you'll always b 1 of us *heart emoji*
Kai: …
Bryan: you'll always b a blitzkrieg bad boy 3
Kai has left the conversation.
Bryan: awwwww man
Kai has been invited to join the conversation.
Bryan:*nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge*
Tala: dude stop it
Kai: Fuck off.
Bryan:*nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge*
Kai: If you don't stop nudging me I'm going to come and fucking find all of you and put each of your heads through a wall.
Spencer: but I didn't do anything!
Bryan: I'm Kai, I'm moody af. I listen to Slipknot and hate the world.
Tala: Haha! That's somewhat accurate.
Kai: I presume you enjoy having the ability to walk…
Bryan: what u gonna do kaiiiiiiiiii *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge*
Kai: Fucking stop it. I'm trying to train and my pocket wont stop vibrating.
Bryan: lol... might it be a little... ahem... distracting for you Kai? *wink emoji*
Spencer: o m g
Kai has left the conversation.
Tala: Haha fuck sake Bryan nice one
Kai has been invited to join the conversation.
Kai: FUCK OFF
Tala: He's only joking, calm yo tits
Bryan: huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
Kai: You're so annoying.
Bryan: huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh *nudge*
Kai: …. Your headstone will read 'Bryan was a bit of a dick.'
Bryan: TROLOLOLolololOOOOLOLOLololol *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge*
Kai: I see there's no way out of this, apart from….
Kai: Last night I walked in on Tala and Julia fucking in the dish in your training room.
Bryan: …
Kai: Just thought you'd like to know.
Bryan: H AHA HA WHAT
Spencer: oh my god Kai TALAS GONE RED
Bryan: HIS FACE IS THE SAME COLOUR AS HIS HAIR AHAHAH FUCK SAKE LEMME TAKE A PHOTO
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Kai: Tomato Tala. Nice.
Tala: You're such a dick.
Bryan: Ooooooooooooo
Spencer: wait WAIT I need popcorn
Bryan: cupboard
Spencer: k ready
Tala: THERES NOTHING TO TELL, YOU DON'T NEED POPCORN AND KAI I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
Tala has left the conversation
Kai: ha.
Kai: If I die, I leave Hiwatari Enterprises to you guys. Please feel free to dishonour my Grandfathers name in anyway you see fit.
Bryan: we would be honoured to carry on your noble work.
Kai: Good. Brb going to train, don't even think of nudging me.
Kai has marked his status as (Away)
I HOPE THAT WAS A FUN READ if you'd like to suggest any topics of amusing group chat conversation please do leave a review I'll happily include them 33333
