Tigerstar smiled evilly.

He knew what he was going to do. He was in S.C.H.Q. (StarClan Head Quarters). He was about to steal the "Reincarnation Machine" that Runningwind made. Tigerstar was pretty hyped. He was gonna get Reincarnated!

There was only one problem: Tigerstar didn't really know how the Reincarnation Machine worked. Just in case he got to choose who he'd get to be reincarnated to, he made a list:

Jayfeather and Stick (totally a real ship)

Sandstorm and Scourge (best ship ever)

(insert another totally real ship here)

Tigerstar pushed the button that said "OPEN DOOR". The doors slid open and inside was another door. Like, what was the point of that other door? StarClan cats had weird ideas. Tigerstar examined the door. It had a code thingy that I don't know how to describe. It showed choices on where he could get reincarnated to. Not who, but where. Tigerstar scrolled through the options.

"RiverClan… SkyClan… ThunderClan (ew)... BloodClan? Interesting..." he read. "Wait, does that say... AwesomeClan? Well, that's a stupid name!" Suddenly, Tigerstar heard a sudden yowling.

"GET THAT TIGERSTAR!" Tigerstar didn't know who it was, so he bolted around. It was Hawkfrost. Who is Tigerstar's son.

"What the…" Tigerstar mumbled.

"April fools!" Hawkfrost yowled. Tigerstar sighed.

"Hawkfrost, it isn't April fools day…" he told his son.

"You are a disappointment." Hawkfrost gasped.

"S-senpai?" she stuttered. "I thought you loafed me!" Tigerstar stared at in the world was wrong with him? Tigerstar wasn't even sure if they were truly related. He was going to do a DNA scan sometime soon. If they were related, it was probably from Sasha's side. Definintely from Sasha's side.

"Hawkfrost, couldn't you go bug Scourge or something? Actually do Scourge he killed me." Tigerstar asked. "I'm in the middle of reincarnating." Hawkfrost nodded.

"Yes ol' man!" he mewed.

"Did you just call me old man?" Tigerstar asked.

"Yup!" Hawkfrost exclaimed, full of excitement. "But you won't be old soon, since you're gonna be reincarnated! Then you'll just be a lil' kit!" Tigerstar, who was about to jump into the reincarnation machine, stopped.

"Wait… Hawkfrost will be older than me if I get reincarnated… And he might be able to boss me around…" he thought.

"You know what? I'm not gonna get reincarnated. Mapleleaf can do it for all I care. She has a lot of fans, I'm sure the readers would be happy with that." he decided. "Sorry, I broke the fourth wall. Whatever." An evil smile spread across Hawkfrost's face.

"To bad!" he yowled as he pushed his dad into the reincarnation machine. He pushed the button that determined what destination you were going to.

"No… No no no no!" Tigerstar howled. But it was too late. Tigerstar felt himself growing younger. And everything was going darker. Tigerstar watched as the walls grew bigger. Then, everything went black.