Inuyasha and Kagome were walking down a brick road, and for some reason it was yellow. They really didn't know where they were because just a few minutes ago Miroku opened his wind tunnel and they were sucked in (unexpectedly).

So anyways.

Inyuasha and Kagome were still walking. Then a large sack of grass jumped out of a corn field.

The sack just sat there.

Inuyasha was stunned. "What the hell?"

Kagome then picked up a stick. And said in a baby voice, "I poke now."

Inuyasha grabbed the stick from her hand. "Stop being stupid, you idiot!"

She stopped and left her mouth open exposing drool and crooked teeth, then thought of perfect revenge for taking her poke stick. "Inuyasha…SIT!"

He only had one thing to say while he was falling to the ground…"Damnit!"

The sack still sat there.

You would've thought that it would talk or break out in song, but it still sat there.

Inuyasha then realized why it wasn't doing anything.

"But of course! It has no brain!"

if I only had a brain…

Kagome then muttered, "I could've told you that…"

So kagome picked up the sack and started carrying it in the direction they were walking.

Inuyasha was puzzled. He chased her. "Why are you taking it with us?"

"I'm tired I need a pillow."

She then sat down under a tree, put the sack of grass down, burped, then laid down and fell asleep.

Inyuasha looked at the watch Kagome had given him 10 minutes ago. And amazingly he had taught himself how to tell time. "IT'S ONLY 3 O'CLOCK!"

But it was pointless. She was already sleeping, and was snoring, drooling and farting. The usual routine.

So he kept going. Then a flying monkey grabbed him, carried him off to a tree and ate him.

Five hours later Kagome woke up to a lion humping her leg. "WHAT THE HELL! GET OFF ME!"

It looked at her. Screamed and ran away.

"Wow." Kagome started skipping. She left the Sack but the sack got kind of attached to her so it followed.

So anyways…

Kagome was skipping and she encountered the lion…again. But the lion this time stopped stared at her straight in the eye licked its lips and darted towards her. She screamed and tried to run away but then a midget jumped out of the corn field (by the way did I mention the corn field?) And pulled out a rocket launcher and blasted that kitty to tomorrow.

The midget then looked at her and said, "Lady, you gotta be careful. Those tigers are ferocious. Oh by the way, my name is Arnold Shortzeneger. And I am part of the lollipop guild."

Kagome replied, "Lions."

"What?"

"You said tigers…"

"No. no I think I said lions."

"NO YOU DIDN'T YOU SAID TIGERS! HOLY CRAP YOU FREAKING IDIOT!"

The midget started running. "Fine you get NO help from the lollipop guild! Or the good witch!"

"Fine" Kagome started, "I don't need help I have Inuyasha. Inuyasha where are you? Sit!" there was no thud. "Huh. Well I guess he went to the bathroom."

Then it started to get dark.

But when she looked at the clock it was nine AM.

It was a GIANT storm of flying monkeys!

Kagome sat there, and watched. But they started getting closer, and closer. Then three of the flying monkeys grabbed Kagome, pulled her up into a tree and ate her.

This story was totally random, as you can tell, none of this could actually happen, because I think kagome would have more common sense than Inuyasha. and I didn't think about how overrun Oz would be by demons if Miroku's wind tunnel transported them to Oz. I'm sorry for wasting your time.