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A/N: First of all, I am so sorry. I have not updated on 'The Gift' in like forever. I am currently having writer's block with that story as of right now. I will however get an update on that as soon as humanly possible. In the meantime, I have another idea for a great tale. I was gonna reveal it after the end of 'The Gift', but since I'm struggling with that one, I figured I could get the creative juices flowing and start a new fic. Trust me, getting over writer's block is a snitch when you remove yourself from the old and bring in the new. Having that said, I hope you enjoy my new fic.

March 4, 2008

10:30 am

The camera panned the office. Phyllis and Stanley were both gone on sales calls. Pam was sketching her desk lamp. Angela was making copies and Andy was singing the first verse of "Blinded by the Light."

Dwight snarled at Andy as he was starting the chorus, "Ba dum da dum dum dum dum... Blinded by the light... Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night -"

Angela turned from the copier, "Would you shut up!" She looked sternly at Andy and glimpsed at Dwight, looking away quickly.

Andy scoffed and went back to filing while Dwight smirked openly.

Jim was talking to Kevin at his desk, chuckling at something that Kevin said, "No way, man."

Kevin sighed, "C'mon, dude. You have to pick someone from the Steelers."

Jim shook his head, "Not even. They are so weak."

Kevin mouth fell agape, "Weak? The Steelers are never weak. They rock."

Jim chuckled, "It's called Fantasy Football for a reason, Kev. You pick players that actually play well."

Kevin folded his arms, "They had an amazing offensive line last season. Willie Colon was a machine!"

Jim shrugged, "I'm sorry, man. I already got a good offensive line."

Kevin smacked his lips, "Are you kidding me? It's the entire New York Giants!"

Jim smirked, "No… just the wide receiver. You must have some good wide receivers." He folded his arms as well, convinced by his statement.

Kevin shook his head, "That was pure luck. No one saw that coming."

Jim chuckled, "You have to admit that was the best play ever. Giants seriously kicked the Patriots' ass."

Kevin nodded, "True. So… I'm assuming you've got Manning as QB."

Jim scoffed, "No thanks, I've got Romo."

Kevin grasped, "Romo?! Are you insane? You cannot have Romo on your team!"

Jim looked legitimately confused, "Why not?"

Kevin folded his arms again, "Two words: Jessica Simpson. She's like the black widow of the entertainment industry."

Jim nodded, "Yeah… she kinda is."

Kelly, who was standing near Andy intervened, "Ohmigosh, she totally ruined Nick Lachey's career. He never recovered from that album after their divorce. John Mayer albums slumped when they were together and quickly went back up after they broke up. And Dane Cook made some really weird career moves like, 'Mr. Brooks'. Did you see that? It was so boring. Not Like 'Good Luck Chuck'. Now, she's dating poor Tony. He's so doomed!" She shook her head and went back to the annex.

Jim and Kevin watched Kelly walk away. Jim's eyes were slightly widened, "Yikes."

Kevin nodded, "I know, dude. That chick is scary."

Jim looked up at Kevin, "I was talking about Jessica Simpson."

Kevin shifted his eyes, "So was I."

Dwight chuckled, "Please, she doesn't have the substance to be a black widow. They partake in devilish acts."

Jim smirked at the camera, "What kind of acts?"

Dwight scoffed, "Unthinkable acts that would boggle the mind."

Kevin nodded, "Like star in a weak remake."

Jim agreed, "Or marry and destroy the life of her ex-husband."

Dwight snarled, "Even more heinous."

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"When they attack, they wrap their prey securely into a strong hold, then they puncture and envenomate the prey. While the prey is dying, they continue to wrap it." Dwight nodded slowly, "They suck the very life out of you even after you're dead. That's my kind of woman."

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More to come. In the next chapter, Michael prepares for the trial and Dwight does some sleuthing.

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