Detention

summery: Detention is about how Bella survives detention with Edward, Jessica, Lauran, Tyler, and Mike. On a dreaded saturday afternoon. What fun will they have and better yet what trouble will this gang of ''friends'' get into or what will Charlie say when he finds out Bella's in detention? Well lets find out shall we!

DISCLAMER!

I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT ''SM'' DOSE SADLY BUT I DO OWN ALL OF THE SICK AND TWISTED THINGS THAT HAPPEN!

CHAPTER 1

Hi my name is Isabella Swan but people call me Bella for short. Well gauss what i'm in detention, yup thats right good old me landed my ass in detention. But no i'm not alone i'm in detention with Edward my vamp boyfriend, Jessica, and Lauran or as I call them the ''slut twins''. We also have Mike, and Tyler or as me and Edward call them '' twetal-dumb and twetal-dumber''.

Well you are probably wondering how in hell did I get detention well it all started in biology me and Edward where doing a lab when I heard the slut twins saying ''omg did you hear that Bella is sleeping with other men'' ''omg are you serious what a total slut'' Well after hearing that I got totally pissed off and lets just say the slut twins now have matching brusis on their left eye.

Well me and Edward are in the back of the class room and i'm siting on his lap and he won't stop kissing my neck. The slut twins are in the front talking about some shit and twetal dumb and twetal dumber are in the middle doing god knows what.

Well every thing is boring until some one shouts ''LET'S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE'' Oh shit!

WELL THATS IT TILL NEXT TIME! PLEAS REVIEW AND YES THIS IS MY FIRST STORY AND GIVE ME SOME IDEAS FOR THE TRUTH OR DARE THING THX! :)