I do not own anything in this fanfiction except the storyline please enjoy!

The moon... a wonderful place... a peaceful place, and of course a moon wouldn't be anything without flesh ripping killer zombies and *special* people on the moon killing them...

"Almost ready everyone, andz zen you can all go home..." A nazi doctor was explaining to a Russian , American, and a Japanese, but it was a lie, he was sending them somewhere different, Edward Rictophen had a deal with these aliens in charge of these girls called Kamphers in another dimension "After can I get Vodka at club?" The VERY drunk Russian had just sung 100 bottles of Vodka, but with REAL Vodka, and finished. "Nick I think you've had enough Vo-" "You can NEVER have enough Vo-*gulp* BWAAAA! I think I've had enough Vodka, BWAAAA!" "Nickolai ZOMBIES!" The Russian had then thrown up on every single last zombie knocking them out unconscious. "Russian, I think you have just lost all honor possible..."

I think now you understand the Russian, the Japanese, Takeo Masaki hated everyone he was killing zombies with. Takeo was never one to do anything disrespectful, but was a baddass past all of the honor talk. "Please finish the machine, wait how do you say that in retard language?" "Tak, if you don't shatup I'll kill your parents!" "Sorry already done." Takeo respected Deputy Dempsey, but hated him due to his liking of Nikolai.

Tank Dempsey was the American, he was never someone to be respectful, and he was in fact a douchebag "Rictophen just finish up already!" "I'm finished, but so are you!" Tank wa-wait what did Rictophen say?! Look up Dempsey's history yourself, this is not what was supposed to happen! "Wait Rictophen what did you say?" "I said the real machine has been done for a long time, I'm zending you to da moodarators!" Then he pressed a button and Nikolai, Tank, and Takeo were sent into a portal..."RICTOPHEEEEEEN!" Then everthing went black...

"Hey, hey, HEY! Are you alright?" Tank, Takeo, and Nikolai woke up and saw a teenager with blue hair. "AAAH! Oh mah god, what's wrong with your hair!?" "Heh?" "Hey Nick, check out his hair!" Tank and Nikolai then burst into laughter, only to be punched in the back by Takeo. "Sorry about that, they're both retarded..." "Ummm... okay, but who are you guys?" Tank then inturepted, impatient as douchey as always, "Ah, ha, ha, aaaah... so here's a deal, I'll tell you who we are if you can tell US where we are, and what the HELL these so called moderators are!" "Wait how do you know about the moderators!"

So Takeo punched Tank for being a douche bag, and explained about the entire zombie apocalypse, and let's just say there were alot of punches. "Are you sure you aren't just crazy about the whole zombies thing?" " The Masaki family has honor, I have never lied." "Well either way you guys seem like you need a place to stay, you can stay at my place if you'd li-wait, where's that one drunk guy?" "Common there's gotta be some Vodka around here somewhere!" "Yeah he's crazy,but anyway my name is Natsuru, and do you want to stay at my place for a while?" "Sure we appreciate it!"

"Hey, guys check out what I found!" Nikolai was holding 3 entrails animals and said "It's fucking sick."For the first time Takeo agreed with the drunk Russian. The entrails animals were drunken monkey, American Eagle, and Honorus Panda, and all of their guts were coming out. "(Entrails Animals! This might actually mean something about them!)" Natsuru was actually starting to beleive their crazy ass story.

But Natsuru didn't have enough time to think about it because Tank was growing impatient. "Common I'm getting bored here!" "Alright I've just got to call my freinds about something, okay?" "FINE! Make it quick though!

This is a new story I hope you enjoy, also I will most likely not be updating Kaiba's Lost Twin until I get some good reviews and ideas.