A hyrulain was pacing around a beautiful garden full of flowers. A babbling brook bubbled as a women with long brown hair approached him from the bridge.
"Link." The women said. "What have you called me here for?"
"Zelda." Link breathed out as he began to blush. He held up a blood red rose. "H-here."
Zelda's eyes narrowed as she grabbed it. "Well. If you have something to say, say it."
"Alright." Link said as he starched his back. "You…see…the truth is… ha ha."
"Well?" Zelda said coldly as she crossed her arms in impatience.
"I…I love you." He blurted out. "Whew. That wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. Anyways do you want to-"
"If you're asking me out on a date then the answer is no." Zelda said as her eyes narrowed with hate.
Link felt as if the ground had been ripped from underneath and he was left spinning. "What…what do you mean?" he cried.
"I don't love you." She snapped as she ripped the petals off of the rose. They fell into the stream painting a picture of red on clear crystal water. "I never did. I simply tolerated you because you where the hero of Hyrule. In reality, I think I deserve way better."
"Who…who do you deserve?" Link stammered as he blinked away tears. He did not recognize the women standing in front of him. Zelda was always kind, fun-loving and sweet. This…this was the very opposite of what she acted like. So what happened? Link asked himself. Why is she suddenly acting like this? Did…did I do something wrong?
"A prince." Zelda snarled as she threw the stem onto the ground. She stepped on it and began to crush it. "A knight in shining armor. While you…you're an elf in potato sacks. I could never love you even if I tried."
"Hey!" Link cried as his heart continued to break into a million tiny pieces. "You're an elf as well!"
"No I'm not." Zelda snapped. "I'm a princess."
"An elf princess!" Link sobbed as a tear rolled down his check. "What…what happened to you? You were the kindest person I knew. But now? You've changed. Please. I'm begging you. Tell me what happened!"
"Nothing happened." Zelda said as she walked closer to Link. "Makes sense a mutt would beg. And what do dirty dogs deserve. To take a BATH!" She exclaimed as she pushed Link into the river.
Why did the author decide to make this stream so deep? Link wondered as he began to sink. What…what happened to Zelda? She's acting an awful lot like her BFF Peach. I wonder if she had something to do with this. But one thing is certain. I'll never fall in love again! This feeling…I refuse to ever feel it again, if that makes any since.
